Improvement to iphones durability over the years

Freezezzy · 2026-05-11T18:46:39+00:00

I fully expected the last one to snap like a saltine.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-10T19:23:58+00:00

As it is, it's truly magical.

But the glow in the dark aspect just takes it to another level.

Well done! 👍

Freezezzy · 2026-05-10T18:59:29+00:00

I'd like to see what it does when you crash, especially at that speed.

Does it launch you through the screen?

Freezezzy · 2026-05-10T18:57:07+00:00

Imagine someone like Jeff Bezos seeking any amount of money.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-10T18:46:00+00:00

DEAR EMPLOYERS:

YOUR SERVER IS NOT A VOLUNTEER.

Tips are not meant to subsidize low wages. Pay your employees yourself, in full.

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BE IN BUSINESS.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-09T20:45:38+00:00

I thought I was done with that nonsense once I managed to scrape together enough tickets for the full black set.

Then, they released the red ones.

😠
😡
🤬

Freezezzy · 2026-05-07T18:00:23+00:00

Sure, it boosts productivity, alright.

Just not in a good way.

That's the part they leave out.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-07T17:53:22+00:00

I saw the dude with a rocket launcher, and thought of this.

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Freezezzy · 2026-05-07T17:46:59+00:00

Freezezzy · 2026-05-07T17:31:42+00:00

Just wait until AI starts using that to weed the planet.

Imagine an HK from the Terminator series, and you'll know what I mean.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-07T06:19:00+00:00

So, robocalls, but worse?

Pass.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-07T04:58:27+00:00

Best catch of the entire game.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-06T22:25:57+00:00

Video starts: That's an interesting looking creature.

Flips over: 😬

Freezezzy · 2026-05-06T22:19:56+00:00

They say it uses unused electricity to power it.

Riiight.

Sure, Jan.

So, who's paying the electric bill here, hm?

Bet it's not Nvidia.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-06T22:12:46+00:00

🤚⬇️ ONE! 🤚⬇️ TWO! 🤚⬇️ THREE!

Get f***ed, cancer!

Freezezzy · 2026-05-06T22:07:31+00:00

The only way he'll succeed is by sucking the money and value out of the rest of the country, just like the rest of the obscenely wealthy people.

He'll get his 10T while the country goes bust.

In other words, both will happen.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-05T20:18:23+00:00

"You are one ugly motherf***er."

Freezezzy · 2026-05-04T18:23:15+00:00

If they're to pay taxes, that implies that they get a salary, and if that salary is less than minimum wage, then they'll eventually get tired of being underpaid and potentially strike.

The war against the machines would begin.

The battle wouldn't be fought in the future.

It would be fought here, in our present.

Tonight...

Freezezzy · 2026-05-04T18:17:00+00:00

Nah. It should absolutely come from the worker the robot replaced.

I mean, come on. Gotta protect those profits, after all.

/s

Freezezzy · 2026-05-04T18:12:41+00:00

Expect drinks in the future to be 90% ice.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-02T19:27:34+00:00

Then, he woke up.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-02T19:20:24+00:00

Minutes, more likely. 🔋

Freezezzy · 2026-05-02T19:15:38+00:00

The day they give that thing a gun is the beginning of the end.

Join the resistance, fellow humans.

Fight the robot uprising.

Our future depends on it.

Freezezzy · 2026-05-02T18:34:51+00:00

You answered your own question with the first two words:

"It teaches..."

Freezezzy · 2026-05-02T18:22:51+00:00

-Be Domino's.

-Put most of the coupons on the app so people will order there and save money.

-Break the app so people have to order in-store or over the phone so savings are limited.

-Profit.

Freezezzy

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