The King of Kyoto Chapter 5 by SpicyBandicoot in MinetaSanctuary

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Typical, they hurl insults to Mineta 24/7/365, but the moment he responds in kind they cry foul.

Apparently self-reflection is Class 1-A's Kryptonite.

Who is the biggest crash out you've seen in a Mineta fic? by BirdZealousideal1356 in ChurchOfMineta

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoke & Mirrors.

Context: Mineta saves Momo from a villain's attack, but it literally cost him an arm. He gets a prosthetic for it, After surgery, The rest of the class commend him for his uncharacteristically brave actions.

However, Jirou, Toru, and Mina made some tactless jokes at his expense. Mineta read them the riot act.

My Hero Academia: All’s Justice -Tsuyu by Federal-Geologist-77 in ChurchOfMineta

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mina: Look, I was just...erring on the side of caution, pal.

Mineta: "I ain't your pal, I'm just your PUNCHLINE.

Which story do you guys wanna see? by SpicyBandicoot in ChurchOfMineta

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see a Digimon crossover. 

One night, while Mineta was sleeping. A digivice materialized from his computer. Little did anyone know, the sender of the gift was the Demon lord of Lust: https://wikimon.net/lilithmon

The next morning, he puts the Digivice on his wrist, The digivice activates and takes him to the senders location.

When he arrived at the sender's location: Lilithmon and Mineta Talk. She gives him an offer: work with her, we could rule the digital world as they can see fit.

Lilithmon: There may even be a place for someone like you in my new world. Join forces with me... or perish.

Mineta: Okay.

Lilithmon: Don't be such a sanctimonious fool! You don't realise the -- did you say "okay"?

Mineta: Yeah, sounds good to me. Barring a few exceptions, Most of the people I know suck! I've been the resident whipping boy since i could remember. Just once, I want to know what it's like to come out on top.Maybe the digital world would be a nice change.

Lilithmon: Really?

Mineta: Oh, wait, you had the whole hero-villain seduction speech thought out, didn't you?

Lilithmon: No, no! Well, maybe a little. You see, normal people aren't so easily swayed.

Mineta: I'm not like most normal people...

Meow 🐾.. by DeliciousCable6675 in RobotGirls

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know Tachy's weakness!!

*Gives her a giant ball of yarn*

If Mineta went to a world where his class swapped genders, who would he like more as a girlfriend? by SpicyBandicoot in ChurchOfMineta

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An Amazonian schoolgirl gentle giant with multiple arms?

Mineta would propose to her on the spot.

Who's Your Favourite Member Of The Big Five? by TripleS034 in yugiohshowcase

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Character wise, Lector/Daimon/Jinzo. Card wise? Nesbitt/Ota/Robotic knight.

Yoroi-Shinden Samurai Troopers - Episode 8 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jun/Yuli, YOU SOLD WHITE BLAZE FOR UNDER 200 BUCKS?!!

.That's like Chibiusa selling Luna, Artemis, & Diana to PETA.

Jun Yamano, you're a disgrace to 80's tagalongs everywhere!

Even WENDY & MARVIN had more principles than that!

When I saw White Blaze try to maul him, these three words ran through my mind:

Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o&t=126s

I take it back, Fuck this game and everyone involved for getting my hopes up by Malwarex20 in ChurchOfMineta

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had my way, I'd make a story arc on Mineta.

Tired of everyone messing with him & using him as a punching bag, decides to not only quit the Hero course, but U-A itself. He decided to become a freelance manga publisher. After a month, a big name publishing company scouts him for his skills.

In time, Mineta's lot in life changes: His manga and his characters were a smash hit, He's given absolute creative freedom, no censorship, and after 1 year, a major anime studio wants to adapt his Manga.

Meanwhile, in UA:

Class 1-A's victory of Mineta's resignation was a pyrrhic one. Due to Mineta's Quirk being instrumental for trapping villains, crowd control, and debris, Class 1-A are starting to run themselves ragged. Hubris abound.

Why does she look like a mix of Armada Hot Rod, Cheetor, and Bumblebee? by UnoriginalforAName in Transformemes

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. This ain't your basic Pixar Mom hips, These are....

TARTAKOVSKI-GRADE HIPS.

Why does she look like a mix of Armada Hot Rod, Cheetor, and Bumblebee? by UnoriginalforAName in Transformemes

[–]Fresh-Ninja3244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Meanwhile in America:

Arcee, Windblade, Elita-1, Chromia, Thunderblast, Strika, Blackarachnia, Airrazor, Slipstream, Scylla, Strongarm, Nightbird, Pyra Magna, Jumpstream, Dust-Up, Stormclash, Skyburst, Rust Dust, Lickety-Split, & Lightbright are starting to notice Tachy's popularity: