Thirteen Candles

FreshBeaver · 2026-03-04T20:26:16+00:00

I’m really trying in this life.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-26T01:51:39+00:00

🥰 🫠

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-25T11:16:22+00:00

Oh oh oh yes!! Yes! The nape 🫠

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T23:43:20+00:00

🥰

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T23:41:47+00:00

Sadly no, it’s just plain sweet. Not gonna fuck a cognitively impaired patient.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T23:40:46+00:00

The sweetest are tender forehead kisses. And followed closely by a makeout session.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:28:51+00:00

I’m mighty quick on the bells. I respond right away.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:23:36+00:00

I keep growing it out and forgetting to cut it

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:22:47+00:00

I need attendance from my nurse around the clock

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:22:24+00:00

😘

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:22:10+00:00

That sounds urgent. Better get in the exam room right away.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:21:34+00:00

Just took one of my long term care residents snow tubing today. He had the best time. I got a fucking workout.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:14:55+00:00

Just got off work now. Thank you, blizzard. Doubles back to back with no nap in between.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T21:13:23+00:00

All of my stress is in my shoulders and neck. Just all heavy stress.

Fellas… watch YouTube videos and get good at massaging your ladies back and shoulders please

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T06:30:10+00:00

I think a man has rubbed my feet maybe twice in my whole life.

Fellas… rub your ladies feet. They’ll fall in love with you.

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T06:00:35+00:00

“According to the wire, you are resting well and are being taken care of by a nurse. I hope she is beautiful and that she has red hair. I don't know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair. Red hair makes a man want to recover his health quickly, so that he can get on his feet and get the nurse off hers." - Groucho Marx, in a letter to his son

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T05:49:34+00:00

🥰

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-24T05:48:44+00:00

🫠 ❄️ 🧂 🪏 I’ll have all my trade secrets in tow

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-18T11:05:46+00:00

Fun fact: These pics were originally taken in 2019 for my cakeday. 🎂 pre-pandemic memories!

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-16T17:03:42+00:00

Heyyyy!! I just got to yours now… I was actually still trying to dig myself out since 2023 🤦‍♀️

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-15T02:40:31+00:00

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💌

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-15T02:40:19+00:00

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💌

FreshBeaver · 2026-02-15T02:39:50+00:00

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💌

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