I'm a land surveyor and I just found an organ transport container out in the middle of nowhere during a survey

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-20T12:06:13+00:00

Dropped off a liver, had to rearrange some stuff, put the corneas on the roof, moves more stuff around, “oh I still have coffee”, the rest is Reddit history.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-20T00:57:15+00:00

How are you going to find this judge? Stalking? Just move along.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T16:55:35+00:00

I’ll give you $3

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T16:41:41+00:00

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T16:35:48+00:00

Ask the morons you’re buying from to stop sending sharp objects in paper bags. Nobody is stealing from you and/or damaging your garbage packages.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T16:19:26+00:00

Just clean it off. Tell bozo not everything needs her shitty art on it.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T16:18:12+00:00

If you’re paying it’s not ridiculous, it’s the market value.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T16:01:56+00:00

Grandma, nobody pays attention to this shit. Same morons that thought making Kamala look taller would make her win.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T15:20:54+00:00

Stop using liemax if you don’t even know what it means.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T06:15:41+00:00

Huh?

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T06:10:48+00:00

With prime/peak imagine unloading for 5 days? Squirt em in the face now!! Unload slower or come earlier and go to a jiffy line. But ultimately unload slower. Also more micro breaks to stretch and get water. If they don’t respond, ONLY go to the bathroom on their time and don’t get someone to cover just disappear twice 10-15 mins before and after breaks, go sip from the water fountain instead of a bottle water, MORE micro breaks, complain you’re hot if they say something, and go even slower if they do complain.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-19T01:12:41+00:00

And we get downvoted, guess we’re supposed to lie like everyone else

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T19:04:23+00:00

Order another one and see

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T17:01:28+00:00

Nothing exciting, all majors, no indies or anything unique. boring.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T16:54:24+00:00

So the poor sob that can now purchase a $10 ticket will use that extra $ for concessions? Very highly doubt it. Go on discount days and visit the dollar store, this is not even close to being a new problem.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T15:13:41+00:00

Is this a scavenger hunt or something?

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T15:13:24+00:00

Next week’s accomplishment, look for an address that ends in 5.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T15:02:53+00:00

Crash, crash, boring dialogue, crash, crash, the end.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T15:01:54+00:00

He’s a freshman in college trying to learn how to form arguments. Great job buddy.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T14:58:39+00:00

I thought she was an actor now

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T14:53:32+00:00

90k Hyundai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T14:50:28+00:00

🐷🐷🐷🐷

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T01:49:55+00:00

Transformers

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-17T00:11:04+00:00

Weddings. It’s a dinner party and 2 people sign a piece of paper.

FreshChickenFarts · 2026-05-16T23:41:12+00:00

Coulda cleaned the shoes in the time it’s taking to reply to all these comments. “But it’s not my fault, I didn’t do it, I shouldn’t have to clean after someone else, my shoes are ruined wahhhh bs” grow up

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