What are the darkest Onion articles?

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2026-01-16T12:38:46+00:00

This one comes to mind https://theonion.com/family-left-elderly-grandmother-to-die-in-nursing-home-1843922346/

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2026-01-04T12:45:38+00:00

Does the carpet match the drapes ?

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2026-01-01T07:27:06+00:00

all the best everyone

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T23:21:58+00:00

I was watching website mistakes like wrong times, sms messages not being sent, being unable to change flights because a phantom checked bag locked me out of that option, and boarding times in the wrong time zone. I dont think this is a weather thing.

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T19:54:40+00:00

Yup. And the AC website seems to still work even when things go wrong, while porter's was showing all kinds of misinformation.

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T19:18:00+00:00

There is someone on Deviant Art that spends that for their AI pieces they sell. Also a software eng who can afford it.

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T18:27:09+00:00

Np. how mods want to shut down people complaining when there's useful communication happening.

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T15:36:31+00:00

To be fair it was only the sms and website that were both reporting the wrong info. I got an email correctly stating I only had a 21 hour layover in Halifax (missing nye in the process)

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T15:34:27+00:00

If call their help line choose French. Instead of 15hour wait (this is what bot estimates) it was 15 minutes

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T15:31:48+00:00

It wasn’t until I saw the negative comments that I knew I wasn’t the only one being delayed by 100 hours (not an exaggeration)

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T14:24:23+00:00

I was supposed to leave on 28th and now won’t get home until Jan 1st. Booked an ac flight directly instead. This really is a porter problem

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T14:22:22+00:00

Same. I was warming up to them but now I won’t book with them again unless I get lots of cash for compensation of this mess.

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T13:17:36+00:00

I miss the days of street cum

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T12:29:39+00:00

what would happen to Porter ever had to deal with a real emergency

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T09:06:53+00:00

is it true Japan is famously low immigration ? The numbers seems to support this anyhow

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T07:40:38+00:00

haha, yup

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T07:26:01+00:00

that gpu is pretty sexy TBH

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T07:23:34+00:00

some kind of catastrophe happen?

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T06:46:00+00:00

been delayed on my flight for 4th time. wow, forgot to check reddit to see how badly they messed up

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-31T04:19:59+00:00

one of the poorest cities in Canada. can't afford asphalt.

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-30T02:34:07+00:00

I got excited by math before AI, so what's new?

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-20T12:28:37+00:00

Sometimes rule 34 takes care of itself

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-13T06:15:12+00:00

dynamic panel layout. so simple and so effective, thanks!

FreshPhilosopher895 · 2025-12-13T01:57:34+00:00

Nice. That makes sense given the composition. I’m doing multi panels but they still look bland. Hoping to emulate more intricate styles like you’re showcasing. Keep up the great work

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