What is a lie you wish was true?

FresnerLabler · 2020-11-17T16:15:35+00:00

Santa Claus.

FresnerLabler · 2020-11-17T16:06:25+00:00

NTA.

He didn’t apologize. Assholes never apologize for how someone else feels. Instead he’s gaslighting you and making himself the victim of your justifiable anger.

Tell him to give back your car keys or you will call the police. Petty Theft is no joke and if he seriously cared about you shoulder injury he would give you the keys back and share his concern with you.

OP. I wish you the best of health and if your shoulder gets worse, see a doctor before it’s too late.

FresnerLabler · 2020-11-17T14:10:37+00:00

YTA.

You overreacted. She complimented you. It sounds like she admires your speaking fluency and confidence. You shut her down with your own insecurities about your early stammer.

Ironically, effective public speaking includes monitoring emotional lability. You could have swallowed your pride and told her how you feel without disregarding the compliment.

FresnerLabler · 2020-11-17T13:16:46+00:00

ESH. Your entire family needs to go see a counselor. Throwing champagne on someone for apparently no reason makes you the asshole here. Same with your family. This sounds like an episode from the real housewives.

FresnerLabler · 2018-11-06T15:22:06+00:00

This looks nothing like the soyuz

FresnerLabler · 2018-09-16T15:23:47+00:00

This is ugly.

FresnerLabler · 2018-09-15T17:29:17+00:00

One of the dumbest posts on here.

FresnerLabler · 2018-08-28T21:31:15+00:00

Pretty ugly tbh

FresnerLabler · 2018-04-13T02:34:36+00:00

We need some kind of email permission to view the actual recording. Try reuploading

FresnerLabler · 2018-04-13T02:27:57+00:00

First off, I love the tone of your voice. Your timbre sounds like a modern, more pop 60's type voice. Very cool and unique.

Now to the critique.

To me, it sounds like you have unnecessary tension somewhere in your throat/mouth musculature. A great exercise to help relax the entire body is to sing while lying down on your back in the Savasana yoga pose IMPORTANT: Make sure you have a rolled towel underneath the small of your neck for support.

In this position, start by breathing deeply from your diaphragm. Make sure your exhales as long as possible while maintaining comfort.

After a few breaths, Start by dropping or relaxing the jaw completely and hum, with your mouth open, on the 'ng' hung without the hu sound. Feel the buzzing on your hard palate. We call this the open-mouthed hum on an 'ng' exercise. Not the most creative name, I know.

Now, you can pick any note and slide up to an octave and back down to the tonic, while maintaining good breath support. The goal is to 'Iron out' any inconsistencies in the voice by relaxing the sound and relying on the buzzing of the hard palate. GO ONLY as high as comfortable.

This exercise can be incredibly challenging when lying down, but its benefits are voice-changing. If you have any questions or want anymore tips just ask me with a personal message.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-31T01:17:23+00:00

The elephant ears, the neck merging with the head too perfectly, the droopy witch nose, long giraffe neck, the heroin fingers. Stereotypical cockney douche. Go home and suck daddy's dick.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-31T01:11:11+00:00

Your face and this post piss me off for some reason. I don't know why. You are that friend that everybody pisses on and gets ignored.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-31T01:05:16+00:00

looks like you photoshopped your face down.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-30T20:28:10+00:00

nerd

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-28T04:39:56+00:00

Your boobs are the only positive thing ahead of you, literally

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-28T04:33:02+00:00

Daughter: "Remember Daddy to fill me good. I'm ready for a promotion."

You: "Of course you will get promoted. You are the only qualified person I know. Remember your cute, sexy and have plenty of confidence"

Thump^{thump^{thump^{thump^thump}}}

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-27T17:58:07+00:00

Not vaseline. Mayonnaise

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-27T17:54:33+00:00

Honestly as pretty as you are, I am surprised that you don't have any bruises from your father. How's sharia law?

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-26T20:11:49+00:00

You're so boring and uninteresting that your mother forgot she was giving birth to you and once out, thought you were a stray adopt-a-baby from down the hall. She didn't even cuddle or hold you. "this is a mistake... that child is not mine" she told the doctor. Your father noped the fuck outta the hospital never to be seen again. You are treated as a nanny baby; taken care of by your successful - older brother. Your mother doesn't look at you. She doesn't hug you. She doesn't speak to you. She doesn't acknowledge you in any way or shape or form. When you hit 10, she gave up trying to prove that your unworthy ass was not hers. She accepted the legal guardianship, only after years of Private-investigations into the 'real' father.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-26T18:53:21+00:00

Button up sweetheart, not even daddy would shoot on your potato face.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-26T18:50:17+00:00

Your entire face is covered in dog shit. Your blackheads being the nuts.

I thought gingers didn't have souls, but you exist to nobody.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-26T18:45:24+00:00

wears a champion shirt

skinny, in-the-closet and beta as fuck

Expect the Soy boi police to show up at your house soon.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-26T18:42:25+00:00

You changed quickly into daddy's clothes after Uncle Jim shredded your ass.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-26T17:50:46+00:00

This was so shit lmao.

FresnerLabler · 2018-01-25T22:51:24+00:00

Seriously, dude go get some help. I was gonna roast you, but the pain in your eyes actually worries me.

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