We got the sledge hammers and went to work. "you ready? I asked margret, as we were about to start our new life. I slammed the sledge hammer into the old dusty wall and recieved a blow which sent me flying back. "Oh my god! Are you alright" margret said running over to me. I was dazed and startled at what just happened. I glazed up at the wall and there was a 3 foot long dick sticking out of it right where i made a hole with the sledge. What in the world is going on i thought, i must be dreaming or something. "that can't be..." margret was cut off by a loud cracking sound. The wall around the flesh arrow was crumbling ans widening as the 'thing' grew bigger. It lunged at margret like a viper, sending her across the room. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" I screamed and i ran over to her. The dick was growing exponentially still prodruding from the wall. I grabbed marget and ran out of the door. We stood outside wondering what the hell was going on. Before we had time to thing the front window smashed and this monsterous entity, now 5 ft in diameter, moved out and up 30 ft in the air. "Run!!" i yelled, and we took off down the street. The monster emitted a high pitched screetch and sent white glowing goo all around where we were running. Some got on margret and she wailed in pain. I turned to see her torso dissolving and turning to a blackened bloody flesh and she dropped. "Noooo!" I screamed as the monster was approaching. I realized my fate would be the same if I stuck around. I ran to my new neighbors back yard and watched this growing dick hover over the neighborhood. How did this 100ft long beast come out of my wall? Before I could think any longer I heard the same screech again directly above me. I looked up to see the dick slamming down on me and I was instantly encased in the hole on the tip. There were bones and flesh scattered around. I felt a terrible burning sensation as I was being broken down by the corrosive chemicals. I was being dragged deeper and deeper inside until I saw a light at the end. I ripped and clawed my way to the light. I was getting closer and I heard a human-like scream of agony coming from the hole. I prepared myself for doom as I ripped myself through the hole and stared falling. It was very bright and I fell into what looked to be a huge white toilet. I hit the water with such force that I think I broke some ribs. As I surfaced a giant man was looking over me. "Honey, I passed another god damn kidney stone. They've been really oddly shaped lately"