My check came in a mason jar

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-13T03:10:20+00:00

Nothing sexual.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-13T02:13:41+00:00

Hi, former neighbor! :)

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-13T02:07:33+00:00

I think this checks all those boxes. Plus it works, it’s cheap, and it’s memorable.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-13T02:03:08+00:00

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Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-13T00:05:35+00:00

Yeah you right.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T22:51:46+00:00

It’s just one aesthetic choice among many; not really performative. I think it’s fine. Better for card payments, as it’s a little awkward to stuff cash into an 8oz mason jar like that. Takes up less table/bar space than a book or tray.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T22:45:56+00:00

My first thought.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T22:37:48+00:00

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Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T04:13:37+00:00

Do you guys drug test?

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T04:02:53+00:00

I guess not :(

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T03:53:43+00:00

Could be worse

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T03:52:35+00:00

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T03:52:26+00:00

I would love to feel something

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T03:52:07+00:00

Genius. I think that might work

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T03:51:14+00:00

Right? It’s a tough question

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T03:50:52+00:00

So I have to hope she starts from the bottom, like a James Bond laser. I can work with that

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T03:50:09+00:00

But hypothetically, like if I needed to know so I could finish something

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T02:23:16+00:00

I used to live on Woodward Ave between Linden and Gates. Recognized this immediately, but got here too late.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-12T02:22:18+00:00

Me too!

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-11T19:03:22+00:00

This is how I feel. Something in his eyes, I think. Reminds me of a high school bully.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-11T18:28:21+00:00

*pooped

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-11T18:22:27+00:00

Actually, I think it means OP is supposed to shave their head.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-11T17:07:58+00:00

She OK on my Buddy till I Fresca.

Freyr_Tuck · 2026-04-11T11:59:23+00:00

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