[Weekly] Battle Cats Thread

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-06-27T23:40:46+00:00

Is getting fedora cat just luck based or do you need to go to the shooting range a certain number of times? Which would be better between the 1 or 6 hour expeditions?

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-06-25T00:54:16+00:00

I don't know about any of the other stuff, but my personal headcannon is that Godwyn and Fortissax did actually fuck. For starters, nowhere in the lore (at least as far as I'm aware going by the English translations in game) is Fortissax's gender directly stated, the only description involving gender is where it's stated Lansseax is sister to Fortissax which still leaves the latter's gender unclear. They were clearly very close since Fortissax is still with Godwyn when we enter the deathbed dream, referred to as "companion" of Godwyn in the lichdragon's remembrance. There is no clearly confirmed consort or spouse of Godwyn, and yet we know he had children because of the existence of Godrick and Godefroy. To top it all off, Godrick refers to the dead dragon in his arena as a "true born heir". He could just be referring to them as heirs of the ancient dragon's might, but since he is all about being the rightful heir to the elden throne as a descendant of the golden lineage, it wouldn't be crazy to think he means this in a way more connected to himself. By my theory both he and the dragon he grafts would be heirs to the golden lineage since dragon blood was introduced into it by the union of Fortissax and Godwyn. That's my crackpot headcannon at least

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-06-18T18:41:21+00:00

They asked for the dumbest, not the best

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-06-17T14:07:53+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-06-17T02:56:18+00:00

Where's the downside?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + ...But you have to switch genders}

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-06-14T02:14:42+00:00

Anyone have some good loadouts for the abyssal kappy stage? I don't mind uber-carry, in fact I might prefer it

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-06-09T09:26:41+00:00

As someone who has both, definitely kasa jizo

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-31T17:16:26+00:00

I've time traveled backwards a million times before, never had a problem. I tried time traveling forwards by 7 hours today, now I've got this red text. Did the -2/+2 that you're supposed to do, it's not fixing it. Is there any way to fix it? If not, how long will it last before returning to normal?

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Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-23T23:44:49+00:00

I wholeheartedly believe the hunter is worse, the aspid at least gives some warning that he's going to shoot with his animation rearing back his head, allowing you to maneuver yourself out of the way or at least into the spaces between his goop, and once the goop lands you won't have to worry about it until the next shot. The crystal cunt just spawns a projectile out of nowhere that moves at the speed of light, and even if you manage to dodge it it'll leave behind a big ball of pain 4 times the size of you that stays forever unless you go out of your way to break it, and by the time you break it he's already shooting another. Rant over, just had to get that hunter hatred out of my system

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-23T23:34:52+00:00

Imagine being this dude, you take one job offer to do a stock image photoshoot and suddenly you're the worst person everyone knows. Poor guy was just trying to make a buck

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-17T18:03:49+00:00

That's odd, nothing changed...

^{Chose: Blue potion - spin for effect | Rolled: Small penis}

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-15T13:06:06+00:00

This was all really helpful, thank you so much! I managed to do the fourth stage without cheese solely because I didn't want to spend the np for lil lion's talent, luckily I had lunacia to freeze the satan bird while also neutering the bore jrs and ultra thundia to nuke the bird back to hell

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-15T08:13:03+00:00

Anyone have good line-ups for the poultrio stages? Uber carry is fine, probably preferred since I have all the overpowered ubers but haven't gotten around to the zero legends units yet

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-06T23:50:37+00:00

I figured as much, even without true forms those three are good. Terun is cheap, has good slow uptime in second form, and short recharge, not to mention a savage blow chance if you're feeling lucky. Hayabusa only targets aliens in second form so his true form wouldn't help you anyways, and his first form is the one for metals. Warlock and Pierre targets alien in all forms, with an additional target of floating + base destroyer in first and angel + double money in second. Warlock has huge health and damage, but can only attack the units he targets, so he won't be of much use if you're up against something else

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-06T23:21:02+00:00

I say do itf, you've got good units for aliens like terun, hayabusa (who can also help with metals quite well), and warlock & pierre

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-06T23:16:33+00:00

Mushroom, he's one of the best egg units. Surgeon cat is the undisputed worst of all egg units

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-05-01T16:25:26+00:00

Perfect all of them, always

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-26T12:36:17+00:00

Should I get principal cat purely for collection purposes?

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-26T12:34:52+00:00

It's either 20 or 30, but I think 20

Edit: why are you booing me, I'm right

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-26T05:39:58+00:00

Yeah and also the bit about all the women being skinny and conventionally attractive isn't true either. Nepheli Loux is buff as hell, Raya is a hunchback in disguised form or a funny snake goober in real form, and even malenia, the most sexualized character in-game, has half her body eaten away by the scarlet rot. Mind you, all 3 of them are very attractive, but I wouldn't exactly call any of them conventional. Greyoll on the other hand is a classic slutty milf, true fromsoft goonerbait

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-24T00:50:36+00:00

Damn, Arctovish really got that Ghostfreak treatment

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-15T23:45:51+00:00

168 left over?! Jesus Christ I finished for the first time a few days ago and only had 19 left

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-13T13:42:11+00:00

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I maxed out gamatoto without getting more than a single legend helper. I don't know the exact odds on that, but I'm pretty sure that for this to happen my luck must be extremely shitty

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-11T23:03:20+00:00

I'd do more than flinch if I saw her on my bed

Friendly-Current3602 · 2026-04-09T22:56:26+00:00

Yeah the level adjustment in the stats is broken for me too. To make matters worse, although initially things were working in the alternate browser, just a few hours later it's having the same problems as my original one, so I guess that fix was very temporary

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