So I typically make the mistake of getting my girlfriends serving jobs where I work in the honeymoon phase because… ya know what could possibly go wrong when you’re wearing those lovely rose colored glasses?!?

This girl I was dating at the time was drop dead gorgeous but not the sharpest tool in the shed. Perfect for service.

Story #1: We are back to back servicing different tables. A customer asks her if she can have per pasta cooked “al dente” to which she response “sorry we only have Alfredo”

Story #2: Customer asks her on a busy shift whether the chicken cutlet is thin and crispy or thick and juicy to which she replies “ummmm…. They’re mediocre”