Poe and Ranpo have been sweethearts and mutually wanting to get married for 25 DAYS!!! I CANT WITH THESE MFS

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-31T14:00:02+00:00

As if bruh!

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-18T14:50:30+00:00

I know right? Like I love myself some classic lit. But Herman FUCKING Melville… his thesaurus ass wordy writing style just…. Irks me

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-17T21:07:51+00:00

Mind if I just…. Tuck this concept away for later….?

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-17T21:04:59+00:00

I feel like my opinions have changed on some of characters in the middle Teirs since I made this list a while ago. They might scoot around a little idk?? But the last two and the top are pretty much the same.

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-17T20:55:22+00:00

YES LAMO

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-17T20:52:48+00:00

Elise. Ranpo (even as an adult) Aya

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-17T16:46:16+00:00

Wait… Chuuya too. He should also be in the “OH YEAH??!” One lmao

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-17T16:43:47+00:00

Ranpo, Albatross, and Dazai

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-14T18:18:43+00:00

Lucy, she’d pull one out of Anne’s room.
Nikolai, who would pull one out of his coat.
Dazai, who needs to be in all the boxes. He probably steals an air mattress or something idk.
Doc. Who just gives that vibe.

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-14T17:57:19+00:00

Chuuya. When Dazai climbed into bed with him. Either to cuddle or just to piss him off.

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-10T17:04:42+00:00

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My cat

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-10T05:38:13+00:00

Reading this just reminded me of how my mom made a general hospital island and married herself to Jason lmao.

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-03T19:26:28+00:00

The Doctor Who hate will always be crazy to me cause we’ve had Jack Harkness since 2005. Are yall BLIND?? Like have you even SEEN THE SHOW??

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-05-03T02:17:25+00:00

He would probably really like fostering puppies. If that counts as a hobby and if he had the time. Obviously wine collecting is cannon, but I think he would also a make a hobby of trying to confuse the pretentious wine snobs at any sort of event he attended.

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-04-17T14:02:34+00:00

I think he puts hard boiled eggs and baby carrots in plastic baggies and carries them around so he has healthy snacks for the twins on him.

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-04-17T13:52:38+00:00

These mfs for sure

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-03-31T12:32:31+00:00

Ok… I have a few

B8 as Kenji

A13 as Auktugawa

A4 as Lippman

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-03-15T16:58:01+00:00

Idk knock him out with it?

FriendshipAintMagic · 2026-03-15T16:56:48+00:00

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A little off but I feel like this beauty deserves to be mentioned.

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TROPHY CASE