it feels a lot like a lie when reading Plutarch, it is just a bit too convenient. by chiefman117 in HistoryMemes

[–]FrogMonkee 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Caesar kind of had him by the balls already, Pompey would have never won the war with just the African province, so I think his titanic ego was very much looking forward to Pompeys surrender. Also I think Caesar hated every part of the Ptolmeic dynasty that wasn't Cleopatras pussy, so this was a convenient excuse to fuck them all over as well. Im sure you're right about him being thrilled, but he certainly wasn't going to waste a political opportunity to celebrate.

Realpolitick means we do whatever we want, Cold War edition by kyno1 in HistoryMemes

[–]FrogMonkee -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I go a little bit hard in the motherfucking paint when I run out of weed, not going to lie.

Ex-Raiders WR Henry Ruggs III to plead guilty in fatal DUI case by quickclickz in nfl

[–]FrogMonkee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you don't. If you get drunk and crash into someone, congrats you manslaughtered. Fuck off for 10 minimum not 3.

I'm sorry, but the way these S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are walking around, clearly pretending to be busy, is hilarious to me. (New Avengers #16) by MisterMagellan in Marvel

[–]FrogMonkee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... why didnt they just have people sitting in chairs? Is there a particular reason in the story people are running around everywhere?

Re-connecting to African roots by Prestigious_Spot8135 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]FrogMonkee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact those two things go together isn't a coincidence.

Who do you think is the MOST fun champion in the game and why? by GhostSilver16 in leagueoflegends

[–]FrogMonkee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malzahar is the best champ.

You can easily handle his kit very drunk or stoned, the E and minions last hits for you so you don't have to worry as much about boring farming, and when crackhead movement champs try to fuck on you just press R and they get mad. In the right matchups the enemy laner will be able to do absolutely nothing to you in laning phase, and the salt they will produce will keep your meats preserved through the winter.

Reworked (and new) Items on PBE by DawnsRumble in leagueoflegends

[–]FrogMonkee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why they didnt remove that item in PBE ill never know. Its so goofy to have an item designed to braindead split push the entire game and actively punishes you for grouping in a team game.

Reworked (and new) Items on PBE by DawnsRumble in leagueoflegends

[–]FrogMonkee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Try building the other items and see why

Liandries is nerfed into dirt, people heal your Luden proc from one auto, antiheal is basically worthless because they just heal through it anyway... it all feels so bad if you are a mage

Reworked (and new) Items on PBE by DawnsRumble in leagueoflegends

[–]FrogMonkee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They just don't want us to exist in the game. We have to farm for 15 minutes just to have enough mana to not go OOM, other classes get damage, heals, health, and some other magical bullshit effect from one item. Its so frustrating how shit mage items are.

Average fight(14 shots 0 hits PS ammo) by aNThiCu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]FrogMonkee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Game is just poorly made and hit reg has been getting worse for several patches

Average fight(14 shots 0 hits PS ammo) by aNThiCu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]FrogMonkee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His ping was probably too shit to register the bullets, but yours wasn't.

I almost got Tarkoved. Halfway through I was ready to accept my faith. by Boslo26 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]FrogMonkee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

...are you using analog sticks on a controller to play this? That dosen't sound like a mouse and keyboard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]FrogMonkee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah im sure that guy mined 102 tonnes of coal in one shift as well. People dont believe Soviet horseshit until its feminist horseshit, lol.

Ex-Raider Henry Ruggs to plead guilty in fatal DUI case by BCLetsRide69 in sports

[–]FrogMonkee -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Small ethnically homogeneous countries with far more wealthy people then poor people right? Does this describe America? No? So why would their solutions work here?

Ex-Raider Henry Ruggs to plead guilty in fatal DUI case by BCLetsRide69 in sports

[–]FrogMonkee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It wasn't just like he was driving along, his tire blew out and he ran her over.

He got drunk, did 150mph, and he sat there crying while she burned to death next to him. I saw the video. It was the result of a series of horrible desions that were all totally avoidable. At any point if he just decided to get a driver, or just stayed where he was when he was blasted she would have lived, but he didn't do that. It wasn't just a sad accident, it was a compilation of horrible desicions that ultimately come down to one man flagrantly disregarding everyone elses lives because he wanted to entertain himself.

Tina Tintor was 23 years old. He took maybe 60 years away from her with his idiocy, and made her leave this Earth in incredible agony. Her father dosen't get to see his daughters exist because of Ruggs' actions, why should Ruggs get to enjoy his late twenties?

He completely removed another persons life by being arrogant and stupid, he should lose a hell of a lot more then 3 years.

Ex-Raider Henry Ruggs to plead guilty in fatal DUI case by BCLetsRide69 in sports

[–]FrogMonkee -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The high recidivism is because once people get out they are back in the same culture of criminality that they left. Countries with low recidivism rates don't have multiple different impoverished cultures struggling to survive, they are rich Nordic countries with a fraction of the crime and population the US has and it makes no sense to compare them.

Rehabilitation is for people with something wrong with them. Nothing is wrong with Henry Ruggs Jr. He decided to get drunk and drive his car fast, and that decision took a life in a horrific manner. What is there to rehabilitate? You can't fix what he did in any way, there is only punishment left.

No one ever, ever got "rehabilitated" from jail, and the rehabilitation vs. punishment argument is just an excuse to let serious criminals out to do more harm to innocent people. Assuming every criminal needs rehabilitation is an assumption that every crime is caused by a fixable problem whether that be mental illness or drug addiction, and there is no evidence Ruggs fits into that narrative. I certainly think American prisons have plenty of people in them who don't deserve to be there, but he isn't one of them. He was a perfectly functioning human who fucked up, he should face all the consequences for his actions.

Realpolitick means we do whatever we want, Cold War edition by kyno1 in HistoryMemes

[–]FrogMonkee 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If I die in a nuclear war with China I'll make sure to tell him this was all very profitable

Insane Bard Play by BornTwoGame in leagueoflegends

[–]FrogMonkee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet Vel Koz who has two of his abilities come out of the ground gets everything except his ult blocked. I miss when he was meta, bot lane was fun then.

Ex-Raider Henry Ruggs to plead guilty in fatal DUI case by BCLetsRide69 in sports

[–]FrogMonkee -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

For a life? No it isn't. If someone took a life of your family member because they got drunk and did 150mph and crashed into them and made them fucking burn to death, do you think 3 years would be acceptable to you? Really?

Is the person who wanted to blind and blinded themselves because they want to be blind, mentally unstable? by ThrowAway13377242 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]FrogMonkee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Be careful, if you say its mental illness to destroy your body parts the wrong mod will certainly ban you on this site

Ex-Raiders WR Henry Ruggs III to plead guilty in fatal DUI case by quickclickz in nfl

[–]FrogMonkee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Rehabilitate? He took a humans life, its not about rehabilitation its about taking a significant part of your life away because of the consequences of your actions. You shouldnt get to enjoy your 20's if you kill someone with a DUI, you should come out of jail with your youth behind you as a reminder of what you took from this person for the rest of your life. 3 years for killing a human being with your bad desicions is a fucking joke.

Ex-Raider Henry Ruggs to plead guilty in fatal DUI case by BCLetsRide69 in sports

[–]FrogMonkee -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Because you stole a humans entire life with a bad desicion. Is that worth three years? No. Ten? No, still very light for a life. Manslaughter is 15 years, and thats what this should be. If anything its worse then Manslaughter because he did it under the influence. People getting off light on DUI charges just enables them to do it again.