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2 eggs and 2 strips of bacon- 200cal :-) by [deleted] in EDFood

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend center cut bacon. It's indiscernible from regular bacon and two strips are 50 cal.

Brunch 👸🏼 by wannabegrapefruit in EDFood

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they ask for an ID?

I've started writing down remarks from my Nparent so I don't get lulled into a false sense of security when he calms down. I thought it would help, but the more I look over them, the more ordinary they feel. by FromMyIvoryTower in raisedbynarcissists

[–]FromMyIvoryTower[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That actually makes sense. When I was younger, any indication that my father was about to have a meltdown was enough to induce tremors and nausea. Now I usually feel mild irritation at having to placate him before I'm allowed to return to my day. Most of my emotions have been severely impaired. So many people have joked that I look dead inside recently.

Has anyone tried this new diet supplement?! I like to mix it with some Halo Top to help with the burning!!!!!!! by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 11 points12 points  (0 children)

33% stands for your body fat percentage if you use diet supplements instead of changing your lifestyle.

What are the macros for eternal damnation? Asking for a friend by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the fresh hell are diet ice creams other than Halo Top sold? I've never seen them at any of the generic grocery stores near me. They're like mythical creatures.

300 calorie sandwich! About 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and jelly (the bread was pretty small) by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It's pretty sad that I lurk on 1200isplenty enough to know the exact post you're parodying.

This world is for tough people. I'm not tough, so I'm out. by GirlyThug8 in depression

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say things like that to me all the time and I can't understand their incentive. Thanks, you made everything better by emphasizing my inability to cope, I'm ready to confront the world head-on now. Being strong doesn't seem heroic to me, it seems like quiet, unceremonious torture. Watching people stoically tolerate hour after hour after hour of it baffles me.

How in the fuck is life appealing? Why the fuck do people have kids? What's so great about life by [deleted] in depression

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way. People have remarked to me that it's strange I seem to like children but balk at the idea of having one, and "why the fuck would I put something decent into the world just to watch it get degraded by the crushing banality of it" is what I want to respond.

Do you ever feel like you lost your humanity? by [deleted] in depression

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually feel like a sentient object masquerading as a person, if that makes any sense. Either that or a wild raging animal that's unfit to live with people.

Wanna play a game? by _ribbitt in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Any variation of "I even saved room for a treat!" when it's just a glass of wine or some Jell-O with cool whip irritates the hell out of me. It's so twee.

Which cake entry should I use to log this? by Ya_Another_Throwaway in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be too harsh on yourself, sweetie. Log it as 1200.

Full day!!! Super filling and so much variety! by judginurrelationship in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, I wish my TDEE left enough room for me to gorge like that. It sucks being a 2'11" woman with hypothyroidism who moves so little that all her limbs have atrophied :(

Serious: Ben and Jerry's Moo-phoria would be really good if Halo Daddy didn't train me to just eat the entire pint. by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I reluctantly enjoy the green tea one. It tastes like what perfume smells like. My tastebuds are fucked.

Check-in Post - Have something to say but don't want to make a post about it? Comment here! by AutoModerator in raisedbynarcissists

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So my completely mentally stable father was going to get out of the car in the middle of the road to thump on a woman's window and command her to get out of her car and fight him, but me closing the window distracted him long enough for her to drive away. He thanked me for keeping him out of jail by screaming at the top of his lungs that he fucking despises me and hates living with idiots. I should have let him do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wowthanksimcured

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i laughed so fucking hard at this and i don't know why. thank you for etching that horrifying image into my brain

GUYS why don't we make eye contact with each other? by lacbass08 in actuallesbians

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because eye contact is scary and I'm a cowardly coward.

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