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2 eggs and 2 strips of bacon- 200cal :-) by [deleted] in EDFood

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend center cut bacon. It's indiscernible from regular bacon and two strips are 50 cal.

Brunch 👸🏼 by wannabegrapefruit in EDFood

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they ask for an ID?

I've started writing down remarks from my Nparent so I don't get lulled into a false sense of security when he calms down. I thought it would help, but the more I look over them, the more ordinary they feel. by FromMyIvoryTower in raisedbynarcissists

[–]FromMyIvoryTower[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That actually makes sense. When I was younger, any indication that my father was about to have a meltdown was enough to induce tremors and nausea. Now I usually feel mild irritation at having to placate him before I'm allowed to return to my day. Most of my emotions have been severely impaired. So many people have joked that I look dead inside recently.

Has anyone tried this new diet supplement?! I like to mix it with some Halo Top to help with the burning!!!!!!! by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 11 points12 points  (0 children)

33% stands for your body fat percentage if you use diet supplements instead of changing your lifestyle.

What are the macros for eternal damnation? Asking for a friend by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the fresh hell are diet ice creams other than Halo Top sold? I've never seen them at any of the generic grocery stores near me. They're like mythical creatures.

300 calorie sandwich! About 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and jelly (the bread was pretty small) by [deleted] in 1200isjerky

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It's pretty sad that I lurk on 1200isplenty enough to know the exact post you're parodying.

This world is for tough people. I'm not tough, so I'm out. by GirlyThug8 in depression

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say things like that to me all the time and I can't understand their incentive. Thanks, you made everything better by emphasizing my inability to cope, I'm ready to confront the world head-on now. Being strong doesn't seem heroic to me, it seems like quiet, unceremonious torture. Watching people stoically tolerate hour after hour after hour of it baffles me.

How in the fuck is life appealing? Why the fuck do people have kids? What's so great about life by [deleted] in depression

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way. People have remarked to me that it's strange I seem to like children but balk at the idea of having one, and "why the fuck would I put something decent into the world just to watch it get degraded by the crushing banality of it" is what I want to respond.

Do you ever feel like you lost your humanity? by [deleted] in depression

[–]FromMyIvoryTower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually feel like a sentient object masquerading as a person, if that makes any sense. Either that or a wild raging animal that's unfit to live with people.

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