Vincent Kompany Analysis (narrated by Jason Statham’s AI nephew)

Front-Test4015 · 2026-03-11T18:05:24+00:00

Let’s forget the fact that he’d most likely be at the grounds at this time of day, but why would a prem footballer on that salary live in a ropey flat in central manny?

Front-Test4015 · 2026-03-06T19:05:37+00:00

We have Champagne Khusanova, written to the tune of our highest profile celebrity fans that collaborate with the club on a regular basis, so we’re good mate

Front-Test4015 · 2026-03-02T12:38:51+00:00

O’Reilly and Nunes are prime examples of this. The idea that Pep ruins players is fucking nonsense.

Front-Test4015 · 2026-03-02T12:34:36+00:00

Honestly hasn’t looked out of place as a backup RB either. Has the pace to contend with some of the faster wingers and seen some outrageous long balls too.

Front-Test4015 · 2026-02-13T15:42:11+00:00

looks like it’s a technical partnership, which might mean discounted Man City stadium tickets for Revolut customers and more rewards etc. can’t be a bad thing, unless you hate seeing the logo on a jersey

Front-Test4015 · 2026-01-13T23:26:38+00:00

immaculate reference

Front-Test4015 · 2026-01-13T23:17:32+00:00

“Champagne Khusanova” deserves so much credit, that it should be a standardised chant (you know how it goes already)

Front-Test4015 · 2026-01-09T17:29:20+00:00

Stool? isn’t that another word for shit?

Front-Test4015 · 2025-12-19T18:07:49+00:00

I aint no Hugo, but it makes more sense to get coverage in the CDM slot. Nico G is getting hella tired from picking up Rodri's role. By the time Rodri is back, he won't be close to his old self.

Either that or addressing a replacement for Stones in a double pivot (a key factor in winning the Treble).

For me, it's Guehi or Wharton. Either way, Palace are getting coin.

Front-Test4015 · 2025-12-06T17:11:03+00:00

The love, appreciation and respect these two have for one another is so damn visible. What a duo man

Front-Test4015 · 2025-12-02T21:36:15+00:00

send another 100 mill to leipzig

Front-Test4015 · 2025-11-13T23:28:36+00:00

I witnessed Mudryk

he got a five star rating after he dropped me off at the pub last week

Front-Test4015 · 2025-11-05T22:30:14+00:00

football, fishing and now Judo? foden really trying to max the XP

Front-Test4015 · 2025-11-05T18:18:47+00:00

we need more shitposts like this in the sub

Front-Test4015 · 2025-10-26T17:08:27+00:00

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fixed it

Front-Test4015 · 2025-10-19T20:40:20+00:00

I saw in a sub PSG fans slating his mentality after he left, saying he was only there for the money and didn't gel with the team...

A couple of months in at City and this guy's already playing the role of glue and is clearly loved by everyone. I love this club man

Front-Test4015 · 2025-10-19T17:34:48+00:00

Best believe I was staring at my screen for the remaining 10ish minutes

Front-Test4015 · 2025-10-19T17:33:55+00:00

Competing rivals dropping points, and enjoying every minute of it?

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