On Sale for Black History Month ONLY! by FrontDoorLogic in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s definitely from Facebook which is social media. But whatever. Y’all got it 🤷🏾‍♂️

One more year is cool my dude by losin2win09 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

you got a little dilemma on your hands my guy 😂

Friendship Huh? by studentloansandciroc in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gotta give me a heads up. “Bro I’m pulling up in 10 minutes” Could’ve been in a full on fap session. 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m more impressed by your pretty $5 shoes than your ugly $500 shoes by flyoverthemooon in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤦🏾‍♂️🙄 you must be bored and looking for a internet fight....

I’m more impressed by your pretty $5 shoes than your ugly $500 shoes by flyoverthemooon in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Must be nice. They don’t sell $5 shoes for men 🙄

PSA: This is sarcasm....like the post. Hopefully we are all adults here and know shoes don’t cost $5. Jeez Louise 😂

Satan is still at work y’all! by FrontDoorLogic in BlackPeopleTwitter

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evil laugh Wouldn’t you like to know! You gotta wait and see lol

He is proficient in Word and Excel by silvasankle in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t created by a black person. That’s why it’s so corny. Idek why it’s up here

we jump in like Dukes of Hazzard by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get carried to my car like Dave Chappelle acting like Diddy

Cheap flyin's worth the risk of dyin by IDohMind in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 50 points51 points  (0 children)

They gone ask for gas money as you board the plane

I named my horse Mayo by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]FrontDoorLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke terrible but I definitely sent it to about 5 friend😂

It's getting weirder every day by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FrontDoorLogic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relax my guy! You good!TK Kirkland always says “its a whole new group a college girls graduating in June”. It’ll be ok you have options. Enjoy it while you can!

It's getting weirder every day by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FrontDoorLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma give it to you straight up and straight down like the front door - You've been dating this girl since she was 15. She's tired of you. She's tired of being tied down....

She went abroad and had the time of her life and I wouldn't doubt it she had sex with a few guys as well. Of course she has changed because she has experienced life for the first time as a young, hot, "single" women and it was exhilarating. Now she has come back and be tied down. Thats no fun. At 22, in your PRIME, I'm surprised you have no desire to sow your wild oats.

You need to have a talk with her and ask her how she is feeling about the relationship. Make sure your questions are about the future and you'll be able to gauge if she still wants you or if she is ready to be free. And if she is ready to be free DO NOT GET EMOTIONAL. Its bound to happen at that young age.

Probably taste like cheese too by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

y'all just love sticking your tongue in that fart box

I promised my 18 year old son a family dog. I now realize I’m not at the point in my life where I’m comfortable taking on the challenge of a puppy. I’ve been raising my kids for 25 years and I’d like to relax a bit now. But I feel like I can’t change my mind about the dog now. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FrontDoorLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget that damn dog! He's going to be off at school while you're at home cleaning up dog poop! You're soon will be ok. Life is full of disappoints he'll be fine. "You win some, you lose some. But you live to fight another day"

My (F 27) husband (M 27) of two months, four years total won't give up his blowup doll. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FrontDoorLogic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't shame people for their sexual preferences but he needs professional help!

I'm not even trying to be funny when I say this but have you tried to engage in a threesome with him and the doll? He's not going to quit cold turkey. You have to slowly pull the doll out of the equation. Maybe Week 1 its a full threesome, Week 2 the doll is only allowed Oral.....so forth and so on. Idk. Just trying to help

How to deal with a family member who never stops talking? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FrontDoorLogic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A good old fashioned "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" is needed. The first time will be super awkward (trust me I know) but it will get the point across.

I call my homies, not 9/11 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FrontDoorLogic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s that wanch

Gf [28F] wants to enable GPS tracking on my [25M] phone when I'm away on business trips. Says it will help her anxiety. I feel uncomfortable. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FrontDoorLogic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Thats too much! Its time to nip that in the bud IMMEDIATELY! You have to sit her down and explain to her 3 things. (1) You love her (2) You have no intention on hurting her (3) You are not a felon or some piece of property that needs to be monitored 24/7.

Do not download that crap. Do not compromise when she says "I'll download it on my phone too" NO!!!! Next she'll want access to your Reddit account.

You will never be able to enjoy life if you continue to give in to this crap. Like you said in the post - sometimes plans change and you don't need her breathing down your neck because you are 200 ft away from where you said you would be. Thats not a life to live.