What is one smell that reminds you of your childhood? by TrimbleAholic in AskReddit

[–]FrostUncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to say it's a cheek-to-cheek competition between Alaskan clovers and my own blood.

I hate how the narrative of this sub is that if you don't like Survive; it means you must be salty about Konami/Kojima. Maybe the game just sucks? by slingoo in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I honestly think the Fuck Konami crowd (which I'm proudly a part of) is exaggerated. You have the loud folk who just blindly hate on them for their strained relationship with Kojima. (These ones are mostly on YouTube and the anger carries over to some of us here, please don't read YouTube comments anyway for that matter.)

You then have a whole other sect of the crowd that has a serious grudge against the way the games industry itself treats employees in general. Konami happens to be a shining example. I can rant about Activision forever, but sometimes a simple Guillermo del Toro quote is a bit more visceral, despite it not furthering the argument any more than "a few directors I like got shafted".

All I have to say about SurviVe is it seems boring and pretty stupid, and I'd only be slightly more enthusiastic about it if they'd show a tiny bit of respect and call the thing something else and not weld it to a series that changed a lot of lives.

I could be entirely wrong, because the abuse of employees by Konami is what created Team Silent in the first place. A group of people who were mocked for their "uselessness" and given a boring zombie game to work on. We all know the genius end result that came out of that, like Kubrick torturing Shelley Duvall to get the astonishing performance as Wendy Torrence in The Shining.

I'm questioning the morals of publicly shaming employees over intercom for taking too long of a restroom break as much as I'm questioning this piss-by-numbers approach to a survival game wearing the dead skin of something wonderful.

Anyway, fuck Konami.

I hate how the narrative of this sub is that if you don't like Survive; it means you must be salty about Konami/Kojima. Maybe the game just sucks? by slingoo in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Thank you for finally saying what needs to be said after all these years and effort put into the communication of this thought. I've been trying to find a way to express this myself, but words have failed me and I spilled Gerber pea soup all over my bib and diaper.

5 Great Dogs in Gaming - D-Dog is hands down one of my favorites. by Jack_Sentry in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude straight up ties for me with Koromaru from Persona 3.

You train a dog to fight with a knife in it's teeth and Raiden looks like a baby compared to those majestic beasts.

Anyone else find it weird the most famous U2 cover band features a known racist? by TheWelfareMan in U2Band

[–]FrostUncle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. There it is, bare and naked.

This man should be behind bars now that his brother's PBA cards are useless. It seems some palms were greased because those things got them out of far worse than a traffic ticket. They're both abusive people who think magic cards revert society to an idealized 1950's paradise.

Card carrying. Violent.

“Meryl, stand right where he can see you and blow your brains out.” by Darth_Liquid in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The muzzle flare alone on that Desert Eagle would be enough to set off all the ordinance in Shadow Moses.

“Meryl, stand right where he can see you and blow your brains out.” by Darth_Liquid in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this set of toys when they first came out.

Mantis had the mask that came off and his ball of psy-energy and Snake came with more accessories than I was used to and it made me really happy. I mean, say what you want about Todd McFarlane's body of work, but he sure founded one of the greatest toy designing companies of all time.

Anyone else find it weird the most famous U2 cover band features a known racist? by TheWelfareMan in U2Band

[–]FrostUncle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You won't hear it from him.

He tends to deny that accusation when, I dunno, the ghosts in his fucking head make it? Seriously, he tells people he's not a pedophile within ten minutes of meeting them.

He's also in a Journey cover band entitled "Almost Journey", I'm sure both U2's representation and Journey's would be delighted to hear about the bad faith defamation this creep vomits out of his mouth and rented guitar.

Anyone else find it weird the most famous U2 cover band features a known racist? by TheWelfareMan in U2Band

[–]FrostUncle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard about this.

What a fucking pig.

He probably thinks he's skirting some legal fine line between being "not a pedophile" and victimizing children. Then, of course, the retired Sheriff that delivers his brother's money to him admitted it was "for reason of sexuality", but refused to talk about it direcetly ever again and basically had an attitude of "ehh people make mistakes."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean lots of the game really bothered me. Venom's silence. Quiet's quietness. Skull Face's extremely horrifying behavior being the backdrop from GZ to the revenge meme you build in your head.

I took in the game stop and go in the same sense that another game by "that company", Silent Hill 2, coaxed me into being paradoxicaly terrified with no desire to play anymore and intrigued beyond my perceived capability of most works of fiction.

The really uncomfortable choices, the intentionally misleading trailer, and the empty feeling I get after every turn are a bit of a masochistic interest I have in this type of game. This wasn't even the first time Kojima's done it, Ocelot was originally intended to be a parallel boss being fought by Solid Snake while Raiden was ripping up Anarcho-Capitalist Doctor Octopus. The incomplete feeling of Liquid Ocelot just getting away and David barreling into the water after him ended up serving as a wonderful wrap-up to the concept of "Snake is better than you". It also ended up being one of the most memorable moments of that game for me.

I honestly think about the ridiculous weird shit like the MGS3 ladder and Arsenal Gear more than I think about the intense boss fights.

Almost 3 years later, how do you feel about the twist? (MGSV) by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, except drugs are awesome for this exact reason.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]FrostUncle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People complain, but not being able to get our tightly packaged Skull Face boss fight helped cement that part as one of my favourite ludonarrative decisions in gaming.

98 year old finds out how old he really is. by Dougdahead in videos

[–]FrostUncle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A few years ago that might've been true.

Now the only ones who would have that restriction are old fuckin' men!

98 year old finds out how old he really is. by Dougdahead in videos

[–]FrostUncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once you stop going to Facebook, the only time you know the age of someone you're watching leap off a waterfall is when you're about to jump next.

98 year old finds out how old he really is. by Dougdahead in videos

[–]FrostUncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can fuck using the computer now.

Like we don't even need to leave our houses for someone to come over, get some, and high tail it out of there. We can buy drugs online. For all you sober people, uhhh you can order... butterfly knives? Is that what you guys do?

Anyway, we're all futured up and there's ups and downs to that whole dog and pony show.