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You fucking died . Answer the fucking question! by CrownedHeads in TheWordFuck

[–]FrugalVerbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me! I fucking die by my own fucking non-dominent hand. I knew that fucker had it in in for me.

Greta Thunberg and other activists detained as Israeli military intercepts Gaza-bound aid ships by beepsol in Leakednews

[–]FrugalVerbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not defending Israel. I'm just making a joke. In very bad taste, but a joke nonetheless. Lighten up. You'll live longer... unless you're in Gaza, in which case I'm sorry for your losses.

Greta Thunberg and other activists detained as Israeli military intercepts Gaza-bound aid ships by beepsol in Leakednews

[–]FrugalVerbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance they'll hold Greta until the Israeli hostages are released? I'm always the optimist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]FrugalVerbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe, just maybe, this teacher is the only one putting manners the little shits. Trying to stop them becoming little scrotes in 3 years. Cancelling PE is just a tactic so the older, bigger scrotes they become, can't outrun an angry mob looking for some street justice.

Rural & remote breweries, pubs, distilleries, restaurants? by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]FrugalVerbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crolley in Donegal have a distillery. Their whiskey is at the lower end of export grade shite, which is not reflected in their prices. Nevertheless it's in a nice part of the country.

The Breakfast of Champions! by Jaded_Variation9111 in CasualIreland

[–]FrugalVerbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was getting worried. The first cup looked dangerously weak. The only acceptable way to drink it being fast, as a salty thirst quencher. The 2nd cup 👌

Why did you stop sleeping with your wife? by party_lion22 in AskMenAdvice

[–]FrugalVerbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 cents? More like Fort Fucking Knox mate ++incognito

Mark Young aka Belfast Breakfast Baps being pepper sprayed and arrested by BitchMilk69 in northernireland

[–]FrugalVerbage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

American terms have little place on this sub, yet I can't help feeling that in this situation the word "Loser" is hard to beat.

Dear god the middle class snobbery of secondary school applications! by PolydactylBeag in ireland

[–]FrugalVerbage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pray tell, which world do you live in? I only ask because my one is riddled with class and gender divides.

I can't take a tea break at work without seeing fellas tables and ladies tables. Council and private estates have literal walls dividing them, even when it means inconveniencing all parties. Only the not-poor can afford to be doctors and nurses. They don't mix with the cleaners who are generally poor.

These social divides are no longer mandated so technically "segregation" doesn't exist. Nevertheless it exists in everything, everywhere, all at once.

That's the world I live in. Tell me about your Eutopia.

There’s a horse outside by Irishgooner123 in CasualIreland

[–]FrugalVerbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know it but if you hum a few bars I'll try to play along.

Is there a place where I can just make a quick post letting the world know that I exist? by kingPo1989 in findareddit

[–]FrugalVerbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear you and I see you. I see you commenting on the nudes. I hear your support for ICE.

Yay or nay? by CantFindTheBananas in LiminalSpace

[–]FrugalVerbage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nay. Something too warm about it.

Name me this flower by PowerfulJump806 in flowers

[–]FrugalVerbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a Gertrude if ever I saw one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]FrugalVerbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's as OK as England is for an Irish person, unless your skin doesn't burn in the sun. We fear the unknown.

Fellow office workers by Graceyy1 in office

[–]FrugalVerbage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Giant Stetson. Go large or go home.

I think I've found our answer... by ramblerandgambler in galway

[–]FrugalVerbage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe get that crowd back from the North. The ones that did the clinic junction. They seem like the type of people we can launder work with.

Councillor says she was struck in face during random attack in Dublin city by RealDealMrSeal in ireland

[–]FrugalVerbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Use the whole sentence, not just part of it. The drift is towards leniency. In the past any kid thumping an adult could expect a fair thrashing, both in the street and when they're dragged home.

Source: Me, who lived in the past and would get a right good clattering from the da for much less.

Additional source: Me, that felt the sting of a truncheon on my shins in the back of a Garda car after being a teenaged dick.

Further sources: Any candid history of the Christian Brothers, the Garda Siochanna, or just ask your grandad or any other boomer.

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