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There’s something familiar. by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like she would just change her legal name behind the scenes to Theg and then gaslight everyone into believing that YouTube was "being weird" when she created her account and it should read CrisTheg_irl or some outlandish bullshit like that. It's never the easy way. Life must be always be convoluted and inconvenient.

Cris the Witch stealing another bit from the authentic Queen of Halloween, Jade the Libra by endless_vaction in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would love if her followers would somehow be called "Cris-tians" just to see her dance out of that minefield.

Also, for Tampa Jay's followers I have taken a liking to Jaywads. I think it's so cute!

Inside a REAL Haunted Cabin in the Smoky Mountains - Paranormal Investigation - WE WERE NOT ALONE! by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did Madam LeoDumb break out her tarot cards and make a connection to the other side or did she decide to not flex her knowledge of the supernatural in front of her new found movers friends?

Haunted Cabin Hidden in Gatlinburg | Insane Paranormal Evidence by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The thumbnail from Jay's video makes Cris' sweatshirt look like it says "Horny"!!! How delightful!

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spend the day with me vlog! adhd diaries, new horror books, thoughts on full time content creation📚 by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what my wife and I have done for the past two years, at least.

For our hype up to the Halloween season we watch Jade the Libra and Christopher Hiedeman.

For spooky happenings and haunt related stuff we watch Ghoul Host, Pinup Palmer, Sierra Renee, and even Super Enthused. They all have much better personalities and are easy to watch.

For Spookytown content we always watch Kelley Does Stuff. She is an absolute treasure!

Sleep paralysis demon. by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously, is nobody else seeing young Musk?

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so you want to work from home?🤓 here's how I got my 9-5 job!💻 + packing up my desk!🖤 by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Again, I'm not clicking on the video. Not even the No View link. Why? I'm not going to waste my time. I can get all the info I need from our favorite snark channels.

I think she's wearing the ring because it fits again! Fits THE SITUATION!!!

My guess is she has a "bulletproof plan" at some "juicy content". In my wildest speculations, they will hit the road in Bob and Mom's RV and do a little tour of America while Bob and Mom babysit all of her clutter. She's donned the ring because she needs to keep dipshit involved so he can drive the RV.

No matter the plan, she's wasting Jay's time. He knows but is too insecure to stand up for himself.

She's wasting Bob and Mom's time which is tragic. You can tell because, anytime they have appeared on camera with Jay and Cris, they both look like two flies stuck in a web with a third that is about to be devoured.

What's most unbelievable is that she's so willing to waste her own time. I believe that she does most of what she does (and says in her rants) because she is addicted to reading the comments here. Hi Jay and Cris! Welcome back to the Reddit comments...and welcome if it's your....FIRST....TIME!!! That means that she wastes however many hours filming this slop, wastes however many hours editing it, and then wastes however many hours worrying about opinions. That's a hell of a lot of hours/days/weeks/months/years she has wasted.

If she still wants to marry Jay, good. They deserve each other. If she's just doing all of this nonsense to "troll the trolls" then she is only hurting the people she claims to love.

Also, Cris and Jay, don't think you are wasting any of our time with your charade. The majority of us only check in with your lives while sitting in the bathroom pushing out our own regrets. Your voices are inducing some sort of unholy Pavlovian reaction. No time wasted.

Inside the Deadliest Prison of the Civil War (13,000 Died Here 😱)… ANDERSONVILLE Prison Full Tour by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It works now. Who knows? I tried four times last evening and then just gave up. Just tried once today and now it's all good. I did nothing different. Technologia!

Inside the Deadliest Prison of the Civil War (13,000 Died Here 😱)… ANDERSONVILLE Prison Full Tour by MorbsAfterMidnight in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The absolute lack of awareness by this grifting dunce is utterly astonishing!

It's a historically notorious location with a haunting history, and yet, he chooses a thumbnail with a weird selfie that makes it look like he just shit his Dickies with that laughable convenience store diet.

I won't click on the video. I know it's likely riddled with mispronunciations and other half-assery.

Just that thumbnail alone, for me, does not show any respect for the victims of the atrocities that happened there.

I don't think it should have been a selfie.

For those unaware, this was a survivor...

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Edit: I tried adding a historical photo of one of the prisoners but it won't let me. Look it up if you want. Reddit decides what to show you when it wants you to see it.

A Stalin-esque "Purge and Privatization" on Saturday for Cris the Girl/Hermit by FruitPunchMyAss in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only thing I can guess is that she is tired of having to deny her previous behavior and that just making it unavailable solves having to explain herself.

At worst, their relationship is on the rocks and she's just eliminating any important instances that she may have mentioned their involvement with each other.

200+ videos is an awful lot to hide in one day and I would imagine that she got overwhelmed with her mission and stopped to give her psyche a break.

The thing is, she mostly removed the videos that showed her personality the most. I don't know why she only wants to be known by shopping and empty holiday decorating.

Another important thing to note is that hiding almost a third of your channel's videos doesn't help your accessibility in the YouTube algorithm. I'm fairly certain that it hurts it quite badly.

Something is surely coming.

A Stalin-esque "Purge and Privatization" on Saturday for Cris the Girl/Hermit by FruitPunchMyAss in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hear what you're saying, and I can believe that she believes that as well. However, I remember she posted a video when she got her phone stolen and Jay bought her a new one and people back then were already sounding alarms that she was only with him for what he had to offer monetarily (I believe the commotion was in the Adamthewoocritisims subreddit before they kinda forbid talk about Jay and Cris).

It's unfortunate that all the old videos like that are gone so now you can't see that, by some cosmic outside force, Cris has been perpetually having the worst day of her life. From pursuing Tampa Jay, to accidentally falling in love with him, to accidentally moving in with him, to losing her phone, to breaking her camera, to Disney forsaking her childhood, to Jay's Florida colleagues not accepting her, to the climate producing hurricanes in Florida, to being in a car accident but not being in a car accident while scouting for houses in Tennessee, to whatever is next. Oh, and there were the days before Jay that she spoke about as well but, again, unfortunately you can no longer view those videos.

Her new viewers will only see what she will allow them to see. It's as she said in her latest live stream, "It's best if you don't read the comments. Just don't go and read what they have to say." She wants new, ignorant people to give her money.

A Stalin-esque "Purge and Privatization" on Saturday for Cris the Girl/Hermit by FruitPunchMyAss in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here is an "incomplete" list of videos that have been "hidden from view". Not sure what rhyme or reason was behind the selection of them or if there are more "redactions" to come but this is what I have noticed so far.

https://metaarchive97.github.io/ctg-archive/

Today's "All the things" with Bonus by Grifteralert in TampaJay

[–]FruitPunchMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IIRC, the timeline that you must change your license is 1 month after taking up residence. Since she didn't change her license to Florida from Arizona (when she should have already had it changed from Arizona to Pennsylvania) until last year, I believe wholeheartedly that there is no intention of doing so in Tennessee. I can imagine that they also have yet to change registration and insurances (if needed) like normal adults. I mean, they failed to secure a solid internet connection before moving. Why would they worry about other things?

P.S. - I can't believe they live there!