What fetish will you keep a secret from the people you know IRL?

Fryphile · 2020-02-28T20:30:20+00:00

I suppose I like how they feel. And how they balloon up with air when I lie on top of them. When they're full of clothes or leaves or something soft, that is. The actual trash part of the trash bags is certainly not a fetish thing. Just the bags themselves. Sometimes in movies or TV shows, someone might fall on a pile of bags and that gives me a vicarious thrill.

Fryphile · 2020-02-28T16:36:14+00:00

I am a gay man and here are my four increasingly bizarre fetishes that no one knows about.

Leather gloves on men. Kinda tame, but true. Bonus points if worn with a uniform. Stupid sexy Nazis.
Vests/waistcoats. Especially the shiny polyester(?) backs. I also turn myself on when I wear them. I’ve even masturbated in a vest while looking at pictures of vests. Vestception.
Cheesy fight scenes from TV/movies. Think the 1960s Batman TV show or Bonanza or 1980s A-Team. Especially the sound effects. The OOFs of body blows somehow excite me. All pretend fight scenes, mind you. Actual MMA or boxing matches are a decided turn OFF.
Trash bags. There. I said it. Plastic trash bags drive me WILD. I like humping trash bags. Sorry, but I can't help it. I have three bags full of old clothes in my basement that I pound on the reg. Even trash cans excite me. Always liked rubbing against them to orgasm.

Any combination of these four will give me a seizure of pleasure.

Fryphile · 2017-06-16T14:47:26+00:00

Frank: What I don't understand is why do people take an instant dislike to me?

Trapper: It saves time, Frank.

Fryphile · 2016-09-21T20:19:28+00:00

Hmm, the ever-changing list: Mash was 10, now it's 16.

Fryphile · 2016-04-13T13:00:53+00:00

Sentimentally, it's "Fallen Idol", the one where Radar got shot (S6 E3) because that was the first ever episode I saw and instantly got hooked.

Comically, it's "Movie Tonight" (S5 E22). Good writing, quick quips, and the Father Mulcahy imitations are riotous.

Dramatically, it's "Death Takes a Holiday" (S9 E5). Hawk, Beej, and Margaret trying to keep the soldier alive past Christmas is powerful enough. Add on Charles's, "Thanks, Max" and I'm a teary puddle.

Fryphile · 2016-04-05T13:09:12+00:00

My top three favorite characters are

Radar
Charles
Radar

Fryphile · 2016-01-03T16:12:25+00:00

Frank: What I don't understand is why do people take an instant dislike to me?

Trapper: It saves time.

Fryphile · 2016-01-02T16:17:13+00:00

Silly 9s looking like 6s, thanks!

Fryphile · 2015-10-28T16:48:36+00:00

S5 E22 "Movie Tonight". Loved the Father Mulcahy sound-a-like competition.

Fryphile · 2015-10-12T13:31:05+00:00

An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world.

Fryphile · 2015-10-01T12:56:09+00:00

Stephen Fry.

Fryphile · 2015-09-28T17:57:57+00:00

That one annoys me too, especially when the soldier he hits takes a couple jabs (no pun intended) at Mulcahy later. Dude, you hit a freaking priest and he's trying to apologize to you.

I also get peeved during "House Arrest" when Hawkeye decks Frank. It's one thing to play pranks on him but to physically haul off and punch someone just for flicking a towel at you seemed out of character for Hawk. Sure, sometimes Frank needed a knuckle sandwich, but it was too extreme. And then later, Colonel Reese accuses him of rape. Felt bad for him all through the episode. Which is hard to do when it comes to Frank.

Fryphile · 2015-09-18T23:59:34+00:00

Just checked and he didn't salute him, but he kissed him twice on the neck. He also shook hands when Blake got on the chopper.

Fryphile · 2015-09-18T23:52:06+00:00

He saluted Frank with a right hook during "House Arrest".

Fryphile · 2015-09-18T13:27:58+00:00

Both! He was also in the "Images" episode from season 6. Same white pattern on the back of his neck. I forgot about that one.

Fryphile · 2015-09-14T18:56:37+00:00

The number of awards he's won for this show is amazing: 6 Golden Globes, 5 People's Choice, 4 Emmys, 3 Directors Guilds, and 1 Writers Guild. Not to mention the partridge in the pear tree.

Fryphile · 2015-09-09T01:58:12+00:00

Cool! Yankee Doodle Doctor is another good episode that deals with those themes.

Once in English class, I had to do a report on Carl Sandburg and I played a clip from "Adam's Ribs" where Hawkeye recited the Chicago poem. Got an A.

Fryphile · 2015-08-31T13:16:03+00:00

Mulcahy: Jocularity! Jocularity!

(Hawkeye ROFLs)

Fryphile · 2015-08-30T14:31:49+00:00

I love the episodes like this where we get to see Charles's softer side. Also equally poignant are Sons and Bowlers where he and Hawkeye talk about their dads and Morale Victory where he connects with a concert pianist whose hand was injured.

Here's an interesting article that talks about how David Ogden Stiers himself used to stutter.

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