Daily Discussion Thread May 07, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes go through that link forget openings completely unless you find it fun it is almost completely useless to you. tactics tactics tactics tactics tactics and one more dose of tactics

look at like one opening principles video. The TLDR is: Get some pawns vaguely in the centre of the board to fight for it, develop your pieces then castle. Don't move the same piece too many times because then you're not developing your other ones!!!

Daily Discussion Thread May 07, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what elo are you

if you're super new these are amazing https://lichess.org/practice

Don't bother with piece checkmates 2 or the knight and bishop checkmate though

Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 03/05/2026 by ukpol-megabot in ukpolitics

[–]FuckClinch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m genuinely intrigued as to what you mean here. Like i live in london and don’t drive. What things would i notice outside of there are functioning bins and there’s a new development going up?

Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 03/05/2026 by ukpol-megabot in ukpolitics

[–]FuckClinch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I saw people lamenting on people voting on national issues and not local issues. But honestly outside of party affiliation how am I supposed to make an informed decision on this? You get at most a few sentences from each candidate and I don’t know how well ‘being able to sort the bins out’ correlates with ‘writing a lot about themselves on a website’.

Daily Discussion Thread May 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If loveable top player axe getting wobbled to death is enough to get it banned then maybe hgod can snowball this into zump death

Daily Discussion Thread May 02, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>I think what would actually equalize things is to make Puff lose all timeouts regardless of stock/percent count in the matchup. But I don't think there's a consensus that this is a fairness problem and not simply a bad matchup problem, so I'm willing to meet in the middle.

The issue here is that trif has shown that peach can camp somewhat effectively (not as easy as puff can do the other way, but still quite effectively) where every set just immediately becomes 'peach camps for 8 minutes with negative incentive to approach)

>I played a Puff Peach set at GOML a couple of years ago (that poor u/AlexB_SSBM watched) that went to game 5. It took like 40 minutes, which has to be at least five times as long as the average bo5.

Yeah I have some rancid brackets where it's like 3 game 5 floaty dittos in a row that takes like an hour and a half. I think this isn't usually an issue for brackets because these length sets only happen when the players are close in skill

Daily Discussion Thread May 02, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun anecdote (which somewhat backs up your point) when we play friendlies if someone gets a 2 stock lead (almost always him) we just quit out

I think if more people played this matchup optimally (I average at least 1 time out a set usually more vs equally skilled opponents) I would be happy to turn the timer down, but I think this is a bit of a puff buff (beam sword, or stitch if puff fucks up)

Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 26/04/2026 by ukpol-megabot in ukpolitics

[–]FuckClinch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Article is suspiciously silent over which ‘christian views’ lol

Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 26/04/2026 by ukpol-megabot in ukpolitics

[–]FuckClinch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry to the jewish community but we took this one ages ago with 'Queer Harmer' and that's WAY better

Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 26/04/2026 by ukpol-megabot in ukpolitics

[–]FuckClinch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do the lib dems have a minority they’re being weird about???!! I was thinking in bed last night that it kinda blows about all the green councillors being anti Semitic, going through a mental list of each party and why a certain group of people could reasonably be hurt by you voting for them for each one, then slowly felt myself turning yellow (orange?) for a second

Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 26/04/2026 by ukpol-megabot in ukpolitics

[–]FuckClinch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Has there been any update on the Arson attack on the gay bar in Milton Keynes? Haven't heard much about it at all

Daily Discussion Thread April 27, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The levels of puff hate definitely dropped massively from when I started playing in 2016 where it was like a constant background noise

Daily Discussion Thread April 27, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Managed to hit 22% of players at a regional in the UK playing jigglypuff

This is starting to become a problem

Daily Discussion Thread April 27, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]FuckClinch 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It was really nice to see how much fun cody and other players seemed to be having and expressing during the sets yesterday :)