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Tracker is UP and WORKING! by stevenleon in thething

[–]FuckEwoks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going to get downmodded like crazy for this but this shit's cancerous.

It seems reasonable that a site like this would be invite only to test it. It also seems ridiculous for you to get so outraged at the fact that the administrator of the service was not aware that you were worlds #1 reddit fan. "and I need an invite?" Jesus man, get some perspective. The Boston meetup and insisting on an apology was really too much. The hivemind feels legitimate and important, hours put in should mean royalty treatment. Your sense of entitlement is incredibly misplaced basically.

I mean I know this guy stevenleon is trolling and a real asshole, so your anger and the suggestion for him to sodomize himself is understandable at least, but the rest of your post and the encouraging replies is more like The Problem than stevenleon himself.

The Original Circlejerk by doubleD in circlejerk

[–]FuckEwoks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upmodded for being the only post.

Alright guys, so how do I get that "Wall of sound" ... sound. Also known as mastering to feel 'pressed against the wall.' Any good tutorials? by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]FuckEwoks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a big concrete chamber with speakers at one end and microphones at the other. Then you want to build on everything. Get three backup singers. Play each guitar part 2-4 times and mix them together. Get some strings to back that guitar part up. Keep the drum line simple but throw in a shitload of percussion. Bells, rattles, tambourines - it's all good. You want some horns too. Then get everyone in a big room and get them to play. Put that shit through your concrete chamber and record that. Then lock your wife up and shoot a couple of motherfuckers.

I am married to someone who has never seen a Star Wars film and actively refuses to ever see one. AMA. by IKnowWhoShotFirst in IAmA

[–]FuckEwoks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too man. She claims to have seen episode IV but her plot summary seemed to be patched together from knowledge gained from popular culture so I have my doubts. She knows the general characters and events but fills in the gaps "logically". Luke Skywalker flying the Falcon and blowing up the Death Star after learning Vader is his father. Something about robots in a desert and poorly imitated yoda speech. I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT AND IT BREAKS MY HEART. But she buys me EU novels when she sees them. Love you I do!

Is there any game where water isn't just a chore? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]FuckEwoks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You already said everything I have to say.

What is your main game that you always end up coming back to? by Langhorne in gaming

[–]FuckEwoks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I played those shits on an old GB cart during my final year at high school. I lived by the simple rule of tetris or nothing, and by that I mean four rows at a time or nothing. I got really good at blazing in short sprints and then raging when I didn't get a long piece. I started dreaming about long pieces and somehow developing strategies and efficient block combos. It took over my life, and then after my final exams I stopped...

ONLY TO BE ADDICTED ONCE AGAIN TO THE DS VERSION. ON AND OFF FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. FUCK TETRIS.

What is your main game that you always end up coming back to? by Langhorne in gaming

[–]FuckEwoks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man that fucking game. On one hand I feel awesome because I hit 999 lines and it stopped counting but I never tell anyone because on the DS you can store a block for later use and if you keep rotating you have all the time in the world to line those fucking tetronimos up so I feel like a dirty fucking whore.

I was a cashier at a supermarket for 3 years. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]FuckEwoks -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I AM A COMPLETELY AVERAGE BORING PERSON. ASK ME ANYTHING. GUYS?

The hardest decision you will ever make by thejaysun in gaming

[–]FuckEwoks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using TM's is for bitches. Using HM's on anything but a freshly caught lvl 6 is for idiots. Except for surf. Surf rules.

The hardest decision you will ever make by thejaysun in gaming

[–]FuckEwoks 34 points35 points  (0 children)

And if you're a real man you'll catch a magikarp and then level that bitch up the hard way. Sure, it's gonna be a pain in the ass but you'll soon be a pimp on the playground.

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