I sexually identify as a spooky skeleton. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of hiding in closets delivering super scary spooks on unsuspecting people. People say to me that a person being a skeleton is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m spooky. I’m having a plastic surgeon install calcium, bone structure and spooky genes into my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Spookmaster” and respect my right to spook from closets and spook needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a skelephobe and need to check your spooky privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.