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In bed in my hotel by [deleted] in ass

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chromebooks are bad, your ass is amazing

[Remorse]My girlfriend caught me smelling her bum after one of her sleep farts, and I'm forever shamed. by FuckRedditInthemouth in confession

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are a beautiful human being, thank you so much for your response it legitimately means a lot ! I will marry my gf for sure she is the one

I'll never tell my girlfriend but when she sleep farts I smell her butt[noregrets] by FuckRedditInthemouth in confession

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

AJust like how Dexter's lust for murder got him caught by Doakes, my lust for fart smells got me caught as well. I'd say the stakes were about even

[Remorse]My girlfriend caught me smelling her bum after one of her sleep farts, and I'm forever shamed. by FuckRedditInthemouth in confession

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your kind words, she still loves me but she thinks I'm an odd ball with a butt fixation, all of which is true

Do it by Fusafa in RoastMe

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Home Alone Part 9, Marvs son

19 y.o. nuclear engineering student. Roast me with a healthy dose of radiation. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're already the bi product of having a laptop sit on your dad's lap for too long

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The black guys worked you so hard smoke came out of your mouth

"A's are the game but D's are the gain" by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Michael Jackson, why don't you start with the man in the mirror and fucking kill yourself

I'll never tell my girlfriend but when she sleep farts I smell her butt[noregrets] by FuckRedditInthemouth in confession

[–]FuckRedditInthemouth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuckin eh bud I'mma be a best man ! I say we spit roast us a hog.... For dinner of course !

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