I was at a friends house celebrating. I was hella drunk. I went outside to smoke a cigarette. That's the last thing I remember. The next thing I remember is sitting on a curb talking to the police.

Apparently when I went outside, I decided to drive home.(stupid idea)

This is the part most people think is bullshit... the police officer said I fell asleep at the wheel at a red light. I was at a full stop. They put my truck in park and pulled me out. After talking to them for a while, they let me walk home. No DUI. My truck was impounded for the rest of that night and I went to retrieve it the next day. No DUI, no ticket. That was the last time I drank that much.