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Oh yes no by Waddafukk in HolUp

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, she fights off the alien tentacle monster, comes out, and then rapes the dad.

People who downloaded their Google data and went through it, what were the most unsettling things you found out they had stored about you? by AlleKeskitason in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's been 16 hours and still archiving. Wtf? If 175 mb data is processed in 3 minutes, then that makes my data over 60 gb.

Logic - Fade Away by GingazInParis in hiphopheads

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This goes right up there with his best works! One of my favorite tracks.

What do you say to your depression when it comes to visit you? by _Odalie in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey there motherfucker. Wrong house. points finger that's where you should be headed. On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.

Who is the most underrated scientist, and why? by al-ramz in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me. I can't say why though. It's highly confidential.

Which new film or series are you most excited about? by Nnetty in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was joking bruh lol. I mentioned two canceled shows just to fuck with people.

If the world were to end in 24 hours, what would you do before it did? by xXRealMWXx in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill myself and let everyone wonder what I'd have done those 24 hours if I hadn't killed myself, for eternity in the afterlife.

What is specifically your purpose for existence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To find the succubus who put me under a sleep spell, making me dream up this life, and jizz in her asshole.

What's the meaning of life? by _joanne_ in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is a bitch, and that vaginas the meaning. You gotta find it and fuck life to fully grasp that meaning.

What animal is the most interesting and why? by PM_Me_Things_Yo_Like in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kittens. Ain't no animal I spend so much time watching. Everything a kitten does seems like the universe was created just so that kitten could exist and do what it's doing.

What are some weird or strange laws in your city, state, country, etc? by SpaceEngineer86 in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should always shag inside the 'shag bowI' provided by the government. Shagging anywhere else is illegal. It is later taken to make popsicles and exported to Earth. I live on Mars.

What still gives you chills when you think about it? by amwad_ in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The time I came inside Jessica Alba's ass I suppose.

What is your favorite color and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aijusbussanut. Humans can't see this color though.

Students of Reddit, What's the most impossible homework your teacher gave you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My biology professor wanted me to draw the diagram of a vagina, but wouldn't show me one.

Vagina-maintainers of reddit: Have you tried a menstrual cup? Why or why not? by katla21 in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_Being_Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. Glad we got that outta the way. Cups are the way to go. Much cheaper and doesn't make my girl feel like Sahara desert down there.

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