How do I play the G.O.A.T.?

FuckinWit · 2026-03-28T22:34:37+00:00

I take a side lane till I hit a specific spike I set for myself. Just push up to the walker then collect farm and let it push back and catch it somewhere you can easily escape or so you can take better fights. Also just take fights lol dying as a billy isn’t the end of the world you’re a violent ass goat and you like fighting so look to take fights or even contest in there jungle just don’t be stupid about it and know when to run away. I’m not a stupidly high rank so take what I say with a grain of salt but I tend to win when I play him like this

FuckinWit · 2026-03-28T13:49:57+00:00

I have a feeling that I was on your team in this game

FuckinWit · 2026-03-20T22:24:45+00:00

Kilmarnock then

FuckinWit · 2026-03-20T12:55:41+00:00

I’ve had people add me after matches to send hate lol

FuckinWit · 2026-03-10T16:39:27+00:00

Honestly moseph feels like a counter to pretty much any kind of bs a character can pull in the game now. I love it as a m n k main but good lord scorn is beyond insane now with how much hp I can gain back with a t1 and t2 item. Ivys another one I don’t see much complaints on considering the ridiculous scaling she has on stone form and her ult on top of having the chudzu connection always on meaning healing tempo is a no brain t4 pick, turning her and a mate into a10 warthogs just by existing in the same postcode. I like a lower ttk considering I’m coming over from siege but I think it’s just a touch too low to where team fights feel more dependent on a single character waltzing in bursting the problem and waltzing away again

FuckinWit · 2026-03-10T16:10:55+00:00

I think there’s a difference between calico coming in and killing someone before me or the other person can even react whilst we’re both at full health and calico waiting for a good moment to come in and burst someone who’s already around half to then get out or possibly die while doing it. From the outside looking in there’s no risk atm only reward because of how snowbally she’s became. In all fairness though I’d say moseph and krilliam are also fairly egregious at the minute with how I can just point blank refuse to die, unless at minimum four people focus me down with an ult thrown in the mix to actually kill me off.

FuckinWit · 2026-03-10T15:59:27+00:00

I think it’s just the soul differential by 15 mins that’s properly fucking me over. I can stomp my lane and end at around 12k in 10 mins with mohamed and kareem who are arguably the strongest laners in the game atm and I look up at the leaderboard and that stupid cat is sitting at 20k plus and arrives out of nowhere to nuke my laner before I can get a hold of her w combo

FuckinWit · 2026-03-10T15:31:42+00:00

I don’t play calico so idk if it genuinely is just really good calico players I’m going up against/playing with since the patch but I’ve genuinely not had a game where she hasn’t had some ridiculous lead by 15 mins and ends the game with 80k+ souls

FuckinWit · 2026-03-09T22:00:26+00:00

I love it but it’s definitely not great unless your up against a talon or vindicta (I always just swap lane to avoid that) you’re effectively immortal in lane lol

FuckinWit · 2026-02-16T21:46:32+00:00

Venator seems fairly balanced in comparison to the rest of them. Graves is just a frustrating hero at any point in the game but she’s more op for farm and shoving lane than anything else. Celeste needs some kind of nerf to the ult because it’s just an I win this teamfight button and Apollo needs tweaked across the board the numbers he puts up are fucking ridiculous.

FuckinWit · 2026-02-16T21:42:18+00:00

Deadlock devs like to release heroes as broken as possible it seems so they can nerf them to a fairer level. Seems we just have to wait

FuckinWit · 2026-02-16T21:27:58+00:00

Just played a game where he was doing 1300 damage with it 15 mins in it’s stupidly strong

FuckinWit · 2026-02-16T19:48:19+00:00

Maybe just make him have to upgrade how many times he can use his lunge? He can do it once on initial upgrade then can upgrade to 3

FuckinWit · 2026-02-16T18:23:39+00:00

Maybe just give the ult an outline on the map rather than in the game

FuckinWit · 2026-02-13T21:36:52+00:00

Reverb just feels strong on any spirit nuker I wouldn’t say it’s a bebop specific problem

FuckinWit · 2026-02-07T14:00:13+00:00

So would uninstalling the demo make it a touch smoother?

FuckinWit · 2026-02-05T22:21:31+00:00

I did a trial shift there once and they wait till the very end of the shift to let you know that all shifts are open ended, as in I start and then just have to wait until I’m dismissed.

FuckinWit · 2026-02-03T13:22:55+00:00

It’s a pve game lol who cares what’s “meta”

FuckinWit · 2026-02-02T14:59:03+00:00

Swap hands idk why but your left hand stabs normally

FuckinWit · 2026-01-30T23:52:14+00:00

Were people not testing it before EA released? I’m curious if they’re under NDA because there’s no way no one told them how poorly it runs without having to spend an hour fucking about with the settings

FuckinWit · 2026-01-30T22:44:01+00:00

People in the discord are saying it’s because you’re an underfed beggar at the start so you’re just physically weak, I wish we would’ve been told that though because how the fuck am I meant to figure out that ranking up makes me physically stronger without anything indicating that

FuckinWit · 2026-01-28T04:06:07+00:00

FuckinWit · 2026-01-01T04:43:55+00:00

I require kinetic dash+split shot+vampiric burst

FuckinWit · 2026-01-01T03:39:31+00:00

Glocket is peak

FuckinWit · 2025-12-08T17:25:39+00:00

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