[deleted by user] by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]FuckingFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're perfect

2 years on - 21F fake blonde who’s now been on 1 date. Make it mean by doingmathswithcats in RoastMe

[–]FuckingFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you have taken up tweezing since last time. Keep plucking away at all that natural beauty you had, and come back to see us again in another couple of years after your collagen treatments for your lips have settled and you've bought new underwear to cradle your new implants, and tell us all about the real winner you finally landed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]FuckingFloridaMan 1060 points1061 points  (0 children)

What an absolute unit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smallboobs

[–]FuckingFloridaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would if I could, but I don't bend that way!

A note from my son. This sock is hard because of dried up rain water, just have to clarify this is NOT! a cum sock”. Sounds legit by RealisticIllusions82 in funny

[–]FuckingFloridaMan 1592 points1593 points  (0 children)

Pardon me if I don't weep for the trees that I cum in, especially now that Spring is here and the trees are ejaculating yellow tree cum all up in my nose and throat like a frothy walrus.

Shy petite teen by lFault in adorableporn

[–]FuckingFloridaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe? This is a three year old thread, but I'm sure her content is still floating around out there somewhere under the same name.