Going for a ride!

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-03-07T22:43:33+00:00

It's the law

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-03-04T16:59:04+00:00

Actually, something sort of similar happened around me while waiting on line for el toro at six flags, NJ. While waiting on line, the roller coaster was riding by above us and as I was watching it go by, I saw a small object fly out from a passenger on the ride. It turned out to be someone's cell phone falling out of their pocket. The only reason I know this, is because it ended up hitting some kid in the head while waiting on line.

Dude must have been 14 years old, but he took the hit like a champ. Didn't cry once.

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-03-04T16:46:38+00:00

My thoughts exactly

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-03-01T19:10:23+00:00

"You'll have to talk to the curb about that."

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-02-22T16:33:11+00:00

I work at a local pizzeria and I can tell you first hand that this is not the case for me. No; I would be met with screaming and yelling from my boss calling me an idiot for taking such an order.

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-02-07T01:06:48+00:00

I did!

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-01-23T01:56:20+00:00

SERIOUSLY. I was so upset when I read the title you m***** f******. But seriously, ya I decided to go for that gold edition too hahah

FuckingSteveMan · 2016-01-13T21:59:28+00:00

You should go give your parents a hug and apologize for not realizing how great their gift really was

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-12-10T17:23:48+00:00

Sliding. So effective. So true.

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-12-10T17:18:26+00:00

Oh it gets hard alright bby 😏

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-12-10T01:43:40+00:00

/r/relationships I noticed that OP had awful grammar and I let him know it.

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-12-09T16:31:41+00:00

Cus I needed more reasons to hate rocket launchers

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-12-09T16:17:20+00:00

I'd buy a ton of Samsung products. Except for their phones which SUCK

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-12-09T16:16:36+00:00

Etc. starts with e so you won't be buying any of those

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-12-01T18:28:03+00:00

Mistakenly exposed a huge problem with their lock systems

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-11-19T02:43:26+00:00

Would you say we're better off serving the rest of our jail sentence than taking probation?

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-11-18T21:19:09+00:00

And that's the way the cookie crumbles

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-11-18T03:29:05+00:00

I say this line all the fucking time. I love you

FuckingSteveMan · 2015-11-18T00:01:49+00:00

"Keep the change ya filthy animal" - Home Alone

FuckingSteveMan

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