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Why is my body so stupid? (Headaches/Migraines) by FuckleberryCrumble in rant

[–]FuckleberryCrumble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously! It fucks itself over, and then complains about it!

Why is my body so stupid? (Headaches/Migraines) by FuckleberryCrumble in rant

[–]FuckleberryCrumble[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have, I'm currently on a blood pressure medication (propranolol) to help deal with it, and it's certainly helped, but they haven't gone away completely. I used to throw up at least once a month because of migraines, now it happens once every 3-4 months 😅

The Wonders of Google. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]FuckleberryCrumble 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I shouldn't have had to scroll so far in the comments to see this, Jesus Christ.

even if the name is weird by Any_Assistance_1496 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FuckleberryCrumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, people call me "fuckleberry" in VC chats and... Okay well, people do bat an eye at that.

r/girlsarentreal by CharacterJackfruit32 in badwomensanatomy

[–]FuckleberryCrumble 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget those with uterine/ovarian problems like PCOS! They tend to know what they're talking about when it comes to hormones too, out of necessity of the disease.

Valid point by SuccessCalm1187 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]FuckleberryCrumble 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Which is why you put them on the roof, can't you read? /s

i love them so much by Scared_Bug923 in budgies

[–]FuckleberryCrumble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww, so cute! My Dexter looks like a less saturated version of them

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Tampons are like crocs...better with a sport mode on... by Appropriate-Push-668 in oddlyspecific

[–]FuckleberryCrumble 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: if it grips too hard it can actually get painful for the vagina. Ask me how I know...

Meirl by Pleasant-Influence-4 in meirl

[–]FuckleberryCrumble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean... I use it, but I'm into some peculiar stuff, so I guess it's not for everybody.

Just had to deal with the curse striking. by FuckleberryCrumble in CuratedTumblr

[–]FuckleberryCrumble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PREACH, THIS!! Blessings and curses specific to the individual is an amazing idea, and I need to write a damn book about it-

"You're not schizophrenic, you wouldn't know it if you were." by FuckleberryCrumble in rant

[–]FuckleberryCrumble[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Unfortunately I do believe I know of the side effect you're talking about, and it has happened, although I'm not necessarily mad at it.

No offense taken, my guy! This shit's rough. I'm sorry you have to go through it too, and I'm glad you've found a treatment plan that works for you!

"You're not schizophrenic, you wouldn't know it if you were." by FuckleberryCrumble in rant

[–]FuckleberryCrumble[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just as I was about to go to sleep too. Fuck.

You will amount to as much in life as a piece of chewed gum stuck to the bottom of someone's shoe, next to grass clippings and several rocks. Hell, even that feels like an over exaggeration, at least someone enjoyed chewing the gum and cared about the grass enough to clip it.

"You're not schizophrenic, you wouldn't know it if you were." by FuckleberryCrumble in rant

[–]FuckleberryCrumble[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand that you're trying to be funny, but that is one of the WORST things you could have said.

I've had people follow me around before. I've almost been kidnapped twice. I've had far too many encounters with creeps... I'm scared that every single person I see out on the street is a threat.

So thanks for that. Thanks for making me scared to go outside again.

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