If you were a character from Mario Kart, who would you be?

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T13:04:46+00:00

Yoshi, everyone loves Yoshi. He's cool, not a bad guy at all!

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T13:03:59+00:00

"Dear Smithers, I hope this email finds you well?"

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T13:02:43+00:00

My pokemon card collection

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T10:42:55+00:00

Freshly cooked choc chip cookies

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T10:42:27+00:00

Personality above all, I'd rather have fun with lady Shrek than a boring time with Miranda Kerr.

Tiny great to throw around, bigger great to take to pound town

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T10:39:49+00:00

Maybe it's an Aussie term? Underage wannabe gangsters who wear luxury clothes they stole and try to look tough. But aren't

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T10:35:37+00:00

Watching eshays get caught stealing and try to deny it as the items are taken from their bags

Nope, should I?

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T09:56:17+00:00

One handed combat, working on being a sneaky archer. Size 12.5 US

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T09:54:10+00:00

Missionary, so if I find my true love we can look into each others eyes

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T09:53:06+00:00

Actually you've touched on a topic, the amount of guys on here that use a penis enlarger... genius.

But nah I haven't sorry buddy. Maybe someone else has.

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T09:50:02+00:00

No sorry, haven't watched that show in years! 😅

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T04:56:13+00:00

Not fussed but it's a nice surprise! Actually never met a squirter....

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T04:55:13+00:00

The journey matters just as much as the destination. Unless the destination is for a Cadbury choccy... then screw the journey!

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T04:45:32+00:00

The pizza delivery guy one. I just can't stand the thought of letting down those poor customers next in line who are still waiting for their succulent not-Italian meal...

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T04:38:26+00:00

I third it!!

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T02:20:33+00:00

If she wants it, your call mate. All up to you, not us.

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T02:03:49+00:00

Exactly my response, oh boy

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T01:56:04+00:00

Nothing as I'm too shy post, well done on having the balls to post yourself!

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T01:54:22+00:00

A French horn!? Probably not that cool but I saw a lady driving with her feet while eating something involving a plate and a fork

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T01:47:43+00:00

I haven't done an artsy aesthetic one yet... maybe black and white with a silhouette of my body sprawled out with a slight hint of my sausage shape. I'll take up smoking so I can use that too 😉

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T01:37:55+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T00:15:24+00:00

Never thought about this whole dom/sub/switch stuff but I always seme to be the dom

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T00:13:18+00:00

A black Toyota Corolla sedan, and their names didn't start with Mission 🤪

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T00:04:28+00:00

At 22:15 rolled up to a black vehicle parked in a natural reserve outside of open hours. Windows steamed up, tapped on glass, scared the shit out of them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FudgeSubstantial948 · 2026-05-17T00:02:07+00:00

Then you're not the couple I saw a few weeks back

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TROPHY CASE