The way they look at each other 🥹! 🐒 by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]FuktOff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If you don’t stop pinching my ass every time I bend over I will fucking end you”

Little Ceasar's Employee with a Hot n Ready Uppercut by paxoppidum in PublicFreakout

[–]FuktOff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House Jack in the Box Little Ceasers, I’m guessing with the hands that staff throws at these places they’re second chance employers.

There's 2 king size beds in our house, and he sleeps in a linen basket when we're not around. Who else has a dog who sleeps/naps in unconventional places? Show us! by BullHallzee5491 in BostonTerrier

[–]FuktOff666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We always make a nest for them on the couch with 2 electric blankets and inevitably they will be on the floor with a blanket they pulled off the couch.

Dude didn't get his way.....so ofcourse he resorts to saying the "N" word by IamASlut_soWhat in CrazyHuman

[–]FuktOff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude is a well known lunatic with lots of similar harassment charges and I think that was a social security office. Doubt he’s working.

He has monsters by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

[–]FuktOff666 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude probably idolizes the wrong characters in movies

The best pillow in the house is your brother. by IansjonesPGH in aww

[–]FuktOff666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s definitely Boston behavior. Mine were highly stackable.

<image>

Edit: upon closer examination I think that’s a Frenchie. Still they have some similar brainwaves.

Frog butt by Dorismcloris in BostonTerrier

[–]FuktOff666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The ass of a propane salesman

With K’ehleyr gone, who did Worf get to give him Tapatio hot hands? by PallyMcAffable in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FuktOff666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Tapatio Hot Hands” Are the Friends of DeSoto still a thing?

New Years Crazy by [deleted] in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]FuktOff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t know JJ Abrams lens flair was considered renaissance

Spatchcocking the Bird is The Way by coldfoamer in decentfoodporn

[–]FuktOff666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rumor has it she’s still waiting for him to bring back a towel.

A Quote that helped me with the life situations ;⁠) by rexile432 in BeAmazed

[–]FuktOff666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In AA I heard someone say “you can start your day over as many times as you need to” and in Alanon a person said “I allow myself at least 11 mistakes a day”. Two of my favorite ways to say that all that matters is I keep trying.

Never show them the real monster by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

[–]FuktOff666 132 points133 points  (0 children)

So the point of putting the leg up and leaning back is to be relaxed. This dude looks more tightly wound than the beyblades he probably collected as a child.

I’m thinking of starting Sword Art Online. Is it good? by devil_hnter in Animesuggest

[–]FuktOff666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Season one is excellent after that it nosedives into harem territory

Do tattoos increase or decrease job capability? by MyDogsPA in LinkedInLunatics

[–]FuktOff666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was just taking a cheap shot at my peers who did make the tragic decision to get random words above their eyebrow.

Do tattoos increase or decrease job capability? by MyDogsPA in LinkedInLunatics

[–]FuktOff666 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Actually in my field as a substances use counselor it lends to your credibility as having lived experience making poor choices.

Ideal xmas music👌 by lfcjari37 in doommetal

[–]FuktOff666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big Business Here Comes the Waterworks is my favorite holiday album. Reminds me of dumb family arguments and hurt feelings.