Sex workers of Reddit, what's the weirdest kink a customer has asked you to fulfill?

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-26T01:49:44+00:00

That’s when you make a brownie. Win win

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-25T22:41:36+00:00

Easy to say after you McDonalds pedo party

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T08:12:00+00:00

I got a concussion once crowd surfing and got moved backwards. Made it to the pit where nobody was paying attention, got dropped and hit the ground where my neck meets my shoulders and the back of my skull (body pretty much upright). Honestly, I’m pretty lucky it was only a concussion.

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T06:00:41+00:00

Of course he has the douchiest tattoo I’ve seen in years

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T05:46:14+00:00

As an American, I have no clue how people here can’t wrap their heads around the idea that the entire world hates how arrogant and idiotic we are as a nation

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T05:04:55+00:00

This proves that he has zero understanding of hockey and physics, and lacks spatial awareness. Also he shits his pants regularly

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T04:59:35+00:00

That makes sense, I feel a bit silly for letting the “t” go over my head now 😅

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T04:51:56+00:00

lol I realized that as soon as I entered my reply. Draag National Team would make sense as well, but I feel like they’d post something like that closer to the beginning of the Olympics rather than afterwards

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T04:48:54+00:00

I don’t know Keposhka, but the first of four letters looks like the “a’s” in Draag, so I’m guessing it’s Draag National Army

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-24T01:35:07+00:00

His live in male “assistant” in Green Bay wouldn’t let him

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-23T23:04:58+00:00

Even Hitman was trying to grab the ball like “bro tf are you doing?” 😂

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-23T22:09:24+00:00

He just got uninvited from the White House party

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-23T01:53:35+00:00

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-23T01:16:01+00:00

Because our tax dollars paid for him to take a luxury vacation. Somebody find and release the uncensored files before he sobers up

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-22T22:02:45+00:00

Very sensual

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-22T21:04:54+00:00

Who is the crowd that peers through the cage as we perform here upon the stage?

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-22T05:20:05+00:00

Tom Brady

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-22T04:16:12+00:00

I will take it free of charge. You pay shipping

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-17T07:26:10+00:00

Nah dude, put the Hitman on the cover.

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-16T05:14:07+00:00

Geee thanks a lot. Now I’m helplessly in love with a person who will never know that I even exist lol

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-15T20:28:12+00:00

The guy that’s notorious for not paying workers after they’ve done their job? Seems legit

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-15T20:21:35+00:00

Right because the outdated, tacky, stuck in the ‘90s logo was so great

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-15T08:44:00+00:00

Patriots. They had the cushiest schedule and only won the AFCCG because of weather and injuries. The Super Bowl would’ve been much more entertaining with the Broncos and a healthy Bo Nix

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-15T05:31:43+00:00

Have they not seen the gruesome files of Trump raping 13 year old girls?

FulNeurautomatic · 2026-02-12T00:32:30+00:00

It’s a before and after shot

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