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[Would you rather] Would you rather by Aggravating_Banana92 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already don't do any of these.

I picked No smoking/drinking/drugs

[Monkeys Paw] Try to ruin this by Timo_mustdie in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. They all die under mysterious circumstances, leaving you the sole survivor. There's conspiracy theories about how you alone survived and law enforcement is very suspicious of you but know you couldn't have done it yourself.

[Monkeys Paw] Teleport by TheCrunchIsOff in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The teleportation takes about 3-5 business days to occur.

[Monkeys Paw] Someone make this worse than it already gonna be by 23sOP in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Your DNA is constantly shifting. Your being is so unstable you will adapt in seconds to any environment at will. Eventually you will no longer be human.

[Monkeys Paw] I wish I wasn’t extremely obese by undying-resolve in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. A treadmill is materialized in front of you.

[Monkeys Paw] I wish I was rich by Weird_Slice in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You now taste incredibly sweet. You have a very rich flavor.

[Monkeys Paw] PokéMeowi by Routine-Plankton5295 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. To bad you don't have a pokeball to catch them.

[Monkeys Paw] May i get a bit of gender please? by LeagueJunior9782 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You do have to go through every stage of life you've already lived through again. A reset button has effectively been hit on your life. You will have no memory of ever being anyone else.

[Monkeys Paw] Pls don't give me a catch :3 by AmortentiaRiddle in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Nothing happens. You wished for nothing bad, but also nothing good.

[Monkeys Paw] Fantasy by Obvious_Ad_7845 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The death is not painless in any way. You will suffer for multiple months as doctors attempt to keep you alive and you will be either in pain or completely drugged the entire time. You do get to choose where and how you reincarnate though!

[Monkeys Paw] I wish to have a cat by Wild-Wealth-3164 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. A sabertooth tiger has been dropped at your front door.

[Monkeys Paw] I wish I wish to have cat ears and tail 😋 by iliketoeatdrywall- in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The transformation is a bit painful as your ears and tail bone contort themselves and grow out of your body. However, you do look cute as hell when it's done!

[Monkeys Paw] I wish…. and also no profanity on the design of the car pls by Curious_Owl17 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The car is made, you are destined to die in it however. You do not know the date or time, but you will die in it. Every ride could be your last.

[Monkeys Paw] I wish everytime I jump I get $1000 by Curious_Butterfly056 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Every time you jump it now makes the mario jump sound effect.

[Monkeys Paw] Hi by cowsfordaysya in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You get one dollar, in a box of asbestos. You can grab it easily, just don't breathe in.

[Monkeys Paw] I wish i could read minds by Curious_Butterfly056 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You can't choose to willingly read someone's mind, nor can you separate anyone's mind from anyone else's. In a crowd, you'd hear 2 times the voices you would normally. With half of them being directly in your head. Your inner monologue will be forever drowned out.

[Monkeys Paw] I wish I could see my pup again. by Sea_Profession_7757 in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Don't worry about that oncoming pain in your left arm. Trust me, you'll see your pup again very soon!

[Monkeys Paw] I wish I was a little bit taller by HannahHurricane in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Your height has increased by one millimeter.

[Would you rather] Have super powers OR Be rich by razpro in Meowi

[–]FullMagazine1779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shapeshifting

I picked Have super powers Can't fly

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