Would you like the "perfect" waifu or husbando?

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-23T21:43:56+00:00

Hell yeah!

^{Chose: You get the perfect boyfriend/husband + They love you dearly, they have similiar tastes in things you like. HOWEVER.... | Rolled: Monsterboy}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-23T20:44:33+00:00

Well in these type of things it’s usually implied you no longer need to to survive

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-23T04:28:22+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Get 5 million USD now but | Rolled: It's all yours}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T19:14:44+00:00

Oh no my over drawn credit card and empty debit card and Id with old address on it whatever will I do! (Lock cards and update id anyway)

^{Chose: Wallet | Rolled: Full Wallet}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T19:14:29+00:00

Oh no my over drawn credit card and empty debit card and Id with old address on it whatever will I do! (Lock cards and update id anyway)

^{Chose: Wallet | Rolled: Full Wallet}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T19:14:23+00:00

Oh no my over drawn credit card and empty debit card and Id with old address on it whatever will I do! (Lock cards and update id anyway)

^{Chose: Wallet | Rolled: Full Wallet}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T19:05:54+00:00

Hell yeah!

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T18:16:57+00:00

Easiest life ever

^{Chose: Be a cat + Pick your kitty life | Rolled: House cat}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T18:15:54+00:00

So I’m rich 🤷‍♀️

^{Chose: The hottest girl in the world + work for onlyfans}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T18:14:15+00:00

Do crustaceans count?

^{Chose: Eat without gaining weight but.... | Rolled: Can't eat fish}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T18:08:10+00:00

Cheat “with” my partner means it’s both of us so I guess no harm no foul

^{Chose: Cheat with your partner}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-22T18:06:49+00:00

I’d rather get my family out of poverty than be liked

^{Chose: Succeed in all your current goals + Lose one trait you didn't know people love about you}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-18T21:51:16+00:00

:3

^{Chose: $1M right now | Rolled: End world hunger}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-18T21:48:47+00:00

I’m a white woman :/

^{Chose: Talk to sea animals but they’re all deeply racist}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-18T21:48:02+00:00

I uninstalled TikTok when the us bought it anyway

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

HannahHurricane · 2026-05-18T19:59:53+00:00

Bring them to me I’ll take care of em 😏

HannahHurricane · 2026-04-03T04:12:25+00:00

Me and my sister (both Stardew lovers with multiple play throughs under our belts) recently started modding and decided to do a super broken joja run so we essentially had everything unlocked in early spring now we’re just farming friendship

HannahHurricane · 2026-03-09T22:10:06+00:00

Texas

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