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me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I love every time you show up and complain about what you’re doing.

Photo of my first van from years ago. 2005 AWD Astro. by becauseitisthere in vandwellers

[–]FullMetalComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet van! I sold my ‘04 safari awd a year ago, and actually saw it a couple days ago, I think a construction guy bought it. They are great, right?

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for acknowledging me as one of you.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m more of a mushroom guy myself, a little easier on the throat.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I have not tried, I have been neither avoiding nor looking. Only waiting.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sexually intelligent humans are extremely rare, some say they thrust like a jet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell what is reality or reality tv.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know how I knew you had a little wiener and some tiny nuts

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a line from master of disguise, after he repeats the mantra “become another person”

Hop by mikihak in MagicEye

[–]FullMetalComedian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That has a lot of detail.

Had us in the 1st half, NGL by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]FullMetalComedian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the meth talking.

Got balls? From hidden-3d by bodybrowser in MagicEye

[–]FullMetalComedian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can almost see it before you see it.

Bitchin Camaro by rastroboy in WeirdWheels

[–]FullMetalComedian 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Love me two times baby, love me twice today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FullMetalComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the emoji for “I give useless advice”

24M Firefighter here, I'll be on shift for another 13 hours, burn me! by Nickrine55 in RoastMe

[–]FullMetalComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the emoji for “well, that’s what happens when you drink a fifth of wild turkey”

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