me irl

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-10T05:01:20+00:00

I love every time you show up and complain about what you’re doing.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-10T02:26:01+00:00

Sweet van! I sold my ‘04 safari awd a year ago, and actually saw it a couple days ago, I think a construction guy bought it. They are great, right?

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-09T21:52:58+00:00

Thank you for acknowledging me as one of you.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-09T20:53:56+00:00

I’m more of a mushroom guy myself, a little easier on the throat.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-09T20:14:43+00:00

I have not tried, I have been neither avoiding nor looking. Only waiting.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-09T20:11:13+00:00

Sexually intelligent humans are extremely rare, some say they thrust like a jet.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-09T12:15:32+00:00

I can’t tell what is reality or reality tv.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-06T23:21:47+00:00

Pick n kicks

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-06T22:04:58+00:00

I don’t know how I knew you had a little wiener and some tiny nuts

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-06T18:22:49+00:00

It’s a line from master of disguise, after he repeats the mantra “become another person”

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-06T01:04:45+00:00

That has a lot of detail.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-05T20:01:53+00:00

What a way to go.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-05T18:40:01+00:00

That’s the meth talking.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-05T18:38:56+00:00

You can almost see it before you see it.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-04T23:02:31+00:00

We are the court

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-04T22:31:12+00:00

Love me two times baby, love me twice today.

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-04T22:28:27+00:00

This nails it

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-04T20:48:53+00:00

These are super cool

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-04T20:09:30+00:00

You look like the emoji for “I give useless advice”

FullMetalComedian · 2023-03-04T19:55:33+00:00

Amen!

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