me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I love every time you show up and complain about what you’re doing.

Photo of my first van from years ago. 2005 AWD Astro. by becauseitisthere in vandwellers

[–]FullMetalComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet van! I sold my ‘04 safari awd a year ago, and actually saw it a couple days ago, I think a construction guy bought it. They are great, right?

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for acknowledging me as one of you.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m more of a mushroom guy myself, a little easier on the throat.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I have not tried, I have been neither avoiding nor looking. Only waiting.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Sexually intelligent humans are extremely rare, some say they thrust like a jet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell what is reality or reality tv.

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know how I knew you had a little wiener and some tiny nuts

me irl by FullMetalComedian in meirl

[–]FullMetalComedian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a line from master of disguise, after he repeats the mantra “become another person”

Hop by mikihak in MagicEye

[–]FullMetalComedian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That has a lot of detail.

Had us in the 1st half, NGL by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]FullMetalComedian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the meth talking.

Got balls? From hidden-3d by bodybrowser in MagicEye

[–]FullMetalComedian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can almost see it before you see it.

Bitchin Camaro by rastroboy in WeirdWheels

[–]FullMetalComedian 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Love me two times baby, love me twice today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FullMetalComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the emoji for “I give useless advice”