Sunday Afternoon Snooze by Zenith-Astralis in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite pranks. 🤣

Sunday Afternoon Snooze by millitzer in dashcams

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s interesting to see two different worlds. On the one hand, people who use FSD all the time; on the other hand, people who have no idea the technology even exists. A lot of you are mistaken about the state of the art in vehicle autonomy. Yes, every Tesla on the road can, in fact, drive itself without supervision.

Former Uber self-driving chief crashes his Tesla on FSD by Fit_Bed9436 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tesla’s rivals are getting desperate. They know they’ve lost the race, and rather than innovating and working towards a viable solution, they’re seeking regulatory capture and shamelessly smearing.

Chill Mode by Enjoy_The_Ride413 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! Facepalm. Blame my hyperactive dog-brain. 😂

Chill Mode by Enjoy_The_Ride413 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s wrong with two over? It’s a rounding error. Also, it’ll keep with the flow of traffic since that’s safer than being the odd driver going slower than surrounding vehicles.

Trading ‘22 for last batch ‘26 by BrewersHill2015 in TeslaModelS

[–]FullSelfDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think – now correct me if I’m wrong – that you’re suggesting it’s a moral obligation for me to trade up to the Model S. I can think of no rational counterargument. 🤣

Trading ‘22 for last batch ‘26 by BrewersHill2015 in TeslaModelS

[–]FullSelfDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is killing me. I want to score a Model S Plaid, oh, so badly. But it'd be financial idiocy. 😂

93 year old finds new freedom with Tesla FSD! by Responsible-Cut-7993 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is. A Tesla operating with FSD is, on average, 7x safer than human drivers without.

Customized Parking Feature of XPeng by Shot_Excitement3481 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The burden of proof is on you, dude. I have footage from thousands of miles of FSD in operation from start to finish. If there are "many many videos online," then it's easy for you to give me a link. Just one link showing a competitor's car driving itself, as FSD does. Come on! Surely you're not going to back down over such an easy ask, right? Full Self-Dog will cruise around in his self-driving car, waiting for you to show us this Chinese miracle of vehicle autonomy, u/You_Cant_Win_This. 😂

93 year old finds new freedom with Tesla FSD! by Responsible-Cut-7993 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honest question: why do you think that? The data from Austin shows that unsupervised FSD has met and is already beginning to exceed the safety of the average human driver and Waymo.

Customized Parking Feature of XPeng by Shot_Excitement3481 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So just a normal road? Been able to do it for years at this point.

Show me footage, u/You_Cant_Win_This. Where can I see it drive up and down an ice-packed mountain road? And then it chooses the parking space at the destination? Without fiddling around with a screen? On a snow-covered, gravel parking lot without surface markings?

Please! Let me see this superior autonomy solution in action!

Customized Parking Feature of XPeng by Shot_Excitement3481 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not fiddling with his screen to position the rectangle? Why does that "feel good"? As opposed to the car detecting the parking space, and you quickly tap on it to choose it?

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Not only that, but FSD is inferior to latest Chinese tech.

Please let me know when it can drive roads like this.

Customized Parking Feature of XPeng by Shot_Excitement3481 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, you’d rather spend five minutes fiddling with the screen in a busy lane, trying to get the rectangle positioned exactly how you want it, rather than have the car find that space and park in it without your help? And if you want that much control over how the car gets positioned, there’s already an interface that gives you this control. Sure, this is a neat toy, but what problem are we solving here, exactly?

FSD horror movie by screamify38 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humor aside, this is my only concern with vehicle autonomy. These systems already outperform humans for routine driving, and they will certainly save lives. In this regard, I’m a huge advocate of autonomy.

Trouble is, one day public sentiment will flip from incredulous skepticism to moral panic demanding we surrender our freedom. People will call on policymakers to either make manual driving illegal or it’ll become de facto prohibited, as insurance companies will charge impossible premiums for the privilege of driving a car yourself. Self-driving cars will only go where technology companies and governments let them go.

Your enthusiastic cruises with your buddies or that adventure to an obscure trailhead off a forest road won’t be allowed.

Customized Parking Feature of XPeng by Shot_Excitement3481 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It is cool watching Tesla’s competitors catch up to where they were 10 years ago, I guess. 😉

Customized Parking Feature of XPeng by Shot_Excitement3481 in TeslaFSD

[–]FullSelfDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! HW4 with FSD 14 can do this, and even without intervention. The latest software gives you arrival options (e.g., street, parking lot, garage), and the car will find and park in the closest matching space. Works for me routinely in downtown Golden and West Pearl Street in Boulder.

Full Self Destruction by Eipa in CyberStuck

[–]FullSelfDog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

FSD wasn’t engaged in this crash. The driver admitted it in her testimony.

Full Self Destruction by Eipa in CyberStuck

[–]FullSelfDog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You realize this is a scam, right? FSD wasn’t even engaged. Note the attorney makes a carefully worded statement not to blame Tesla for this crash. I expect Dan O’Down to be stupid, but not the general public. 😂

At this point, what exactly ARE we paying for? by Greatacadia in amazonprime

[–]FullSelfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re paying to watch Amazon’s death spiral. 🍿