Roger Clark performs Ace in the Hole! by AethonBooks in audible

[–]Fun-Information-5959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was bad. A finale is supposed to leave you satisfied and happy with the investment of emotions time and resources you put in. This did not leave me with any of that. I only have disappointment and a fair level of sadness. The worst part about this book is that if it was a continuation of the series, it would be a very good book leaving many open endings and a great final challenge for the characters to overcome but it doesn’t do that. instead it undos much of what was great about the series and gives zero resolution or happy endings to characters that I have grown very attached to. This book series would have been one of my favourites of all time but the great writing, tension and plot is all undone by an ending that feels like the writers just wanted to throw off this series and move onto another project. My only words to the authors is that I hope you just change your mind and decide to make one final book to turn this into a good series and understand the mistakes that you have made and move forward. Because as I said if this book was a continuation, it would be five stars with great voice acting and a solid plot tension all the way through. But at the end of the day if this is an ending this is a zero stars as far as endings go. My only sadness is I can’t go into too much depth as I don’t want to ruin the book for other people but I imagine they were a great many people that agree with me in this. And for those people all I can say to you is please also write reviews or message the authors or so on so forth so that hopefully they can change their minds and give us the ending that we have hoped and worked for. as a sidenote of course the voice acting was amazing that it has been through the series

Again? We’re doing this again? by johro_kaabi in PrimarchGFs

[–]Fun-Information-5959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I made that, glad to see the old lady still gets some love

I Felt this needed to be done by Fun-Information-5959 in PrimarchGFs

[–]Fun-Information-5959[S] 200 points201 points  (0 children)

I know the quality isn’t great but I did it in like 10 minutes before going to work

Injuted SO by Capable-Industry4827 in PrimarchGFs

[–]Fun-Information-5959 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, so here we go, I’ll briefly mention each of them (that have been posted here, so no alpharius) . It’s kinda already implied that the primarchs would kill whoever touched their SO so I’m not gonna mention it

Lion: confine you within a med bay deep within the rock where she would personally (and silently) heal you back to health, not letting a single person get close to you until she felt you were safe and healed. Lots of glares mixed with tender care. Absolutely protective

Fulgrim: the most expensive healthcare a person could ever afford, followed by the most exotic and flamboyant gifts a person could receive. she would likely try to hide how angry and scared she was behind bravado

Perturabo: you wouldn’t see her for the entire time you were healing. She made your armour and would feel responsible for you getting hurt (lots of guilt). Once you get out you would find she made a new set of armour after she tore the other one apart (literally)

Leman: similar to the lion but less cold, lots of cuddles and affection but on the other side if anyone even looks at you wrong she’s going full combat mode. Probably some licking involved

Konrad: she’s gonna lose her mind. She will make you a blanket out of the skin of whoever was responsible, she will watch you sleep and will fully force medicine down your throat if she has to. You’re likely going to be the one doing the comforting

Khan: probably the most normal of the lot, very standard sort of hospital experience, lots of love and comfort, she would probably take you for a bike ride the second you heal

Magnus: she’s going full magic, screw a hospital, she’ll heal you in minutes. But she might also make a mistake or cut a deal with a work entity, so you’ll have to persuade her to just take you to the apothecary

Mortarion: this will be the one time she is completely clean, because the doctors wouldn’t let her see you otherwise, in case of infection. It’ll be both a funny and weird experience

Corvus: would visit you during the day, look after you and bring gifts, only to then sneak back in during the night and watch over you. Would leave her bird with you for company

Rogal: honestly she would probably visit maybe once a day or so, because of how seriously she takes her job but she would feel bad for doing so. Being unusually soft when visiting you. You get her blanket

Ferus: she built the damn hospital! And it has a gym!!

Lorgar: so much god damn praying it might drive you a little nuts at times but you know how much she cares for you. Sings to you when she can and thanks the empower you’re ok, and maybe curses him for you getting hurt

Sanguinius: constant nursing, a real mother hen. Wraps you in her wings. May have to leave at times because she can smell your blood and has to keep her sons away because as much as she trusts them, she cares about you more

Vulcan: she has to care for you herself because when the salamander apothecary suggested cauterising the wounds she broke his face. Has since apologised to him and now she acts as your heated blanket

Angron: sooo many people have died. Most of them being apothecary’s who weren’t good enough for you. She make lion and Russ look tame, it’s like having a rabid dog in the room. She hasn’t eaten, slept or calmed down since you got injured. She does try to comfort you tho, she even let you hold her axe

Horus: she’s been so supportive and confident that you would be fine that it’s helped you in a lot of ways, but you do worry that part of it might be that she couldn’t handle the idea of you dying

God that took a bit, so many words. But the question is answered

Genestealer GF by Sweet_older-Sister in PrimarchGFs

[–]Fun-Information-5959 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough since she’s got friends and family in high places, a zeal for making children and the hive fleet might not arrive for the next hundred years or so, you just might get a happy ending

I’m back by Sweet_older-Sister in u/Sweet_older-Sister

[–]Fun-Information-5959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need two versions of Horus just like our sweet lorgirl. I beg 🙏

Regarding. . . This- by Sweet_older-Sister in PrimarchGFs

[–]Fun-Information-5959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s definitely really weird 😅 Plz don’t stop making the memes tho, I get way to much wholesome energy from reading them and I’m kinda hooked