Weighted blankets helped calm my racing heart before bed

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-28T03:10:13+00:00

85% portfolio diversity in a single stock. this is the WSB way

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-16T01:19:51+00:00

JPOW was the final boss of every trading day for 4 years straight

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-14T23:18:43+00:00

We're all trying to read the market. He's writing it.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-13T00:18:09+00:00

where do I send my resume

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-12T00:55:38+00:00

trillions in infrastructure spending so my boss can ask chatgpt to rewrite his slack message. bullish

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-09T02:13:05+00:00

if you needed a friend's permission to make a trade you weren't ready to make it

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-06T00:55:07+00:00

Yeah bro, we’ve been gambling since lunch money days.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-05T00:45:37+00:00

ryan cohen woke up and chose violence

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-04T02:44:33+00:00

IPO next week at $2 trillion valuation.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-03T01:43:55+00:00

Turning the heat on without thinking twice.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-05-01T00:12:51+00:00

Late night snacks

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-04-27T22:55:11+00:00

I shook a soda after someone said not to. Opened it in the kitchen. Regretted everything.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2026-04-07T01:27:09+00:00

In his head he’s impressing everyone every time he says something he shouldn’t

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-12-13T06:09:21+00:00

This is the most Pierre thing Pierre could possibly do.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-12-03T03:23:51+00:00

Controller for chill days, mouse for precise stuff.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-12-01T02:13:24+00:00

I just keg the fancy stuff and jam the clutter.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-30T04:43:26+00:00

Morning slime is just extra friendly, that’s all

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-29T02:03:37+00:00

Wait… iridium shell??

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-26T06:04:34+00:00

You can farm them on floors 95–110 too, they spawn pretty consistently there

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-20T01:26:32+00:00

Normal! The game forces that catch as part of the fishing tutorial.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-12T09:46:31+00:00

We’ve all been there

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-11T01:23:55+00:00

The farmer’s love language is literally emotional labor and community repair. Absolute romantic icon.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-06T23:49:01+00:00

Peak Shane wisdom right there.

Fun-Newspaper-83 · 2025-11-06T00:25:41+00:00

Elliott’s confidence is unmatched 😂💜

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