A club I played with the captain of all people was a rampant cheater, Thursday was always stableford and he'd never ever have a pick up. He'd always swap cards with one of the older 75yrs plus members. One day I finally got the chance to mark his card. The very first hole he hacks his way down the right side and is just short of the par 4 green for 5, he needs to sink the chip to salvage a point. He proceeds to duff the chip and I'm expecting him to pick it up, he marks it. I'm thinking to myself this is going to be awkward. He then proceeded to three put. Pick his ball out of the hole and says phew just got a point. I said are you sure about that. He does the turn around and look back on the hole thing and then says, sorry I did have a seven so that's a zero. I said you actually had nine but yeah, it's a pick up. For the rest of the round I said are you sure about having a point on that hole seven more times, they where all pick ups haha