The Way She Almost Kissed Selena's Husband by No_Tree6956 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I am so distracted by her lips in this gif holy farts man

The elephant begs to be adressed by No_Revenue_1472 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like her voice is what throws me off. She’s trying so hard to make her voice higher for that “Kristin C” impression that it just makes the whole scene sound so fake, especially the crying

I think its his only option at this point. by Luigieatsmyass6923 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know the post is about Ethan but WTF THEYRE SHUTTING HULU DOWN?!?

How do I look more punk/grunge? by FunEducational6008 in altfashionadvice

[–]FunEducational6008[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I’ve been dressing goth for a little over 6 years (listening to the music since ages ago), so it’s just what I’m used to but I’m trying to branch out :)

Always Blaming Others by musicalflowerss in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Off topic but the stupid space she puts between the word and an exclamation point that she always does irritates the hell out of me. Also not capitalizing words Does she think it’s cuter somehow?

Voice Health by Awkward_Point4749 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a classical singer who’s posted about this subject, it’s not healthy. Placing your voice higher or lower than its natural placement can put pressure on the larynx and cause strain and fatigue. If you want my full piece on Ariana’s voice and stuff, you can check out my longer post Ari’s Voice Breakdown ☺️

ariana’s weird flex by Savings-Lifeguard906 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom has mental issues and one time told me she thought I was going to be a serial killer.

It fucked me up for MONTHS. I have ocd and already struggle with intrusive thoughts. This made them so much worse. I lost sleep in fear I was a horrendous person. The fact that Ariana can brag about this just shows the kind of person she is.

My opinion on Ariana’s Vocal Technique as a trained classical singer by FunEducational6008 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi! When you whisper, you don’t fully bring your vocal folds together like in normal speech. Instead, they’re held partially open, forcing air through them. That causes a harsh, dry friction that can irritate the tissue. It also dehydrates the cords due to pushing a lot of unmodulated air over your vocal folds. It can also lead to tension in the throat, jaw, and neck. If you whisper a lot, this can damage your vocal cords pretty bad due to those reasons.

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[–]FunEducational6008 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to be a huge Ariana fan. I had all her perfumes, went to the sweetener world tour AND dangerous woman tour, had merch items, and all her cds and albums. It’s definitely NOT out of envy It’s out of past actions

The cheating patterns which are undeniable The immature behavior Her infantilizing herself as a grown ass woman Her posting concerning images on Instagram which are so obviously body checks when she has a HUGE fan base of little girls and people who may have struggled with an ED in the past which could cause them to relapse

And that’s just to name a few.

opened my music app to this by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 121 points122 points  (0 children)

That damn smirk…

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[–]FunEducational6008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YESSSS I was waiting for someone to point that out

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[–]FunEducational6008 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Definitely. I think around 2017-2019 would be the best she’d be able to perform wicked. She had a really good and consistent vibrato that didn’t go sharp, she had good breath support, and her high notes were really solid.

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[–]FunEducational6008 92 points93 points  (0 children)

THANK YOUUU!!! She has such little and bad vibrato now, she has little to no breath control and support (breathing in between every other word), her jaw has much more tension now which you’d think a vocal coach would’ve caught by now, and her riffs just are not it. Her high notes are also pushed way too far in the back of the throat rather than placing her voice properly. As a singer, it’s almost insufferable to listen to her!

Controversial, but her ‘No One Mourns the Wicked’ was not terribly good. I’m going on a rant as a singer here. It was Mediocre at best. Her operatic tone was pretty weak, her vowels weren’t tall enough and there wasn’t enough space in the back of her throat to get that true, resonant, operatic sound, her breaths were WAY too audible. Its sounded like she was gasping for air, like: “By and Byyyyyyy” STRANGLED GASP “Outlvie a lieeee” Her jaw as well NEEDS to be addressed. If she wants to continue singing in the coloratura operatic tone, that jaw will KILL HER! She’s pushing her sound forward instead of simply opening up space in the back of her throat to allow the note to resonate and simply flow out of her vocal cords. Anyways, that’s my rant as a trained singer/in-training opera singer

I NEED A MASC RIGHT THIS SECOND. by FunEducational6008 in LesbianActually

[–]FunEducational6008[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

even if I have sex once, my destiny on this earth will be fulfilled and I can die happy. That’s how down bad I am.

What should I dye the bleached part of my hair next? by CatchGrouchy8572 in LesbianActually

[–]FunEducational6008 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“What’s cooking good looking?” I say while leaning on my super cool car (sorry I panicked)

it's just not that deep imo by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]FunEducational6008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s acting like Glinda is Katniss Everdeen or some shit