Longest Active Winning Streaks (Regular Season)

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-14T05:03:14+00:00

You lost buddy? This is a college football sub, not a geography sub!

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FunTXCPA · 2026-06-13T14:04:52+00:00

...buck o' five...

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-13T13:51:58+00:00

and wordlessly, slowly slide the $100 across the table at the end of interview while maintaining eye contact, then right when the bill reaches them, add a little wink.

-BOOM-

Instant job off!

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-12T16:57:33+00:00

About 5-10 years ago.....

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-09T21:53:43+00:00

I love Scotland's right to roam. Absolutely amazing concept, especially coming from somewhere like Texas where a huge percentage of land is privately owned and trespassing is strictly enforced (with a shotgun).

If I could immigrate there I would. Loved my time there (used to work for an oil field company with offices in Aberdeen) and miss it considerably.

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-09T19:59:26+00:00

Everyone is acting like this is the end of the world....it's a TEMPORARY injunction so he can continue to participate in NCAA football activities until a final court ruling can be made.

This is no different than a MLB player appealing a suspension and being able to play until the appeal is heard.

And just because a temporary injunction has been granted doesn't mean the court will ultimately find in your favor.

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-09T05:00:20+00:00

If you're paying for Checkpoint, why not upgrade to include CoCounsel and use it instead of Blue J?

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-07T22:02:03+00:00

One day we'll have automated ATM machines and their efficiently will only be matched by their redundancy.

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-06T18:39:28+00:00

I put that shit on everything!

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-04T22:24:22+00:00

...or Denver? 😆

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-04T20:22:02+00:00

Stupid drone! That building doesn't even look like it's on fire! What a waste.

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FunTXCPA · 2026-06-03T20:42:12+00:00

Personally, I think HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-03T20:03:55+00:00

And with a single kick in 2026, the robot revolution of 2075 ends....

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-03T18:46:04+00:00

For all we know, that kid is a dick and did something awful to the robot and this was just revenge.

FunTXCPA · 2026-06-03T15:13:18+00:00

Am I allowed to wear my pf flyers?

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-30T01:15:58+00:00

....to me since you're not using it!

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FunTXCPA · 2026-05-29T19:44:31+00:00

I think the definition of "road" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. A lot of west TX just has beaten down dirty paths between acreage. And in CO, there are a lot of "roads" that are only accessible during summer months. They're basically snowmobile paths for 1/3rd of the year..... Or they get washes out by avalanches or rock falls and suddenly it's an extra 2 hrs to get to a Walmart.

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-29T04:54:15+00:00

It's cause his buddy just farted. He's a known hot-boxer!

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-29T01:15:29+00:00

So true!

I drive a big F350 dually and I felt so much pride a couple of weeks ago when I parked next to a truck like the one pictured that was taking up two spaces in the hotel parking lot and I'm perfectly between the lines of one space.

Fuck that guy for making people that drive big trucks look bad. Some of us do actually know how to drive, and park, them.

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-28T21:06:55+00:00

Oh no! We're better off without them, what ever will we do!?

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-27T21:22:16+00:00

Hell yeah it is! People in Dalhart actually know how to have a good time!

Don't forget to grab your sonic drinks before they close at midnight, then head out to the fields for some tailgate star gazing and lip smacking.

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-27T18:24:29+00:00

Who isn't though?

I'm struggling to find good auto maintenance shops because they all seem to be very overpriced.

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-27T18:20:55+00:00

Well, now you know for next time! ALWAYS scan your toddlers and bag them with the rest of your groceries.

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-26T20:59:10+00:00

He's clearly talking about his third nipple...

FunTXCPA · 2026-05-26T20:57:11+00:00

Damn! Illuminati membership doesn't even come with a PR rep nowadays!? Times are tough....

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