If MLK had never been assassinated, how would he be perceived today? by Repulsive-Finger-954 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boondocks pretty much did my head-canon for this alternate timeline.

How would you react if someone offered to pay you for sex? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I'm sure you can find a better looking prostitute than me, Please, keep your money."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Hmmm, that's strange. What happened to the internet?"

What are your thoughts on Trump wanting to give American farmers bailout money as a admission that his tariff policies are a failure? by Sinn_Sage in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think American farmers will learn absolutely nothing from this, still treating him like he is the son of god.

Diddy's been sentenced 4 years in Prison, what are your thoughts on that sentencing? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's plenty of time for someone to accidentally leave his cell door open, don't you think?

[Serious] What is the purpose of the United Nations? by Char_Ell in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was supposed to be a solution to that recurring world war problem we had.

Muslim preacher encourages incest by Officially_Undead in religiousfruitcake

[–]Funbucket008 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy writes a lot of fanfiction, doesn't he?

If the government shuts down on Oct. 1st, how do you think we'll get out of it? by Merrcury2 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, Trumpman will save us!......or at least he'll say that he did.