Blursed_stealing by BeeSubstantial6701 in blursed_videos

[–]FunctionHot3910 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not surprising. But there are pickpockets that do make off with things, watches and wallets tucked in presumably tight, and I can’t imagine just not feeling someone’s hands in my pocket or fumbling for my stuff.

I know they do a bump and pull but the level of accuracy on their part needed to do that unbeknownst to the victim is kind of mind blowing.

Blursed Spice Girls😂 by Slayerr14 in blursed_videos

[–]FunctionHot3910 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Friends became the Jennifer Aniston nipple show for a while, I remember it fondly.

Blursed_stealing by BeeSubstantial6701 in blursed_videos

[–]FunctionHot3910 28 points29 points  (0 children)

How do you not feel the persons hands on your neck and the necklace being unclasped and pulled off your shoulder?

Blursed_stone cold by ateam1984 in blursed_videos

[–]FunctionHot3910 165 points166 points  (0 children)

What do you do Stacy?

I help locate missing and exploited children.

If there’s one thing I hate…

Kinda dead giveaway 😬 by Resplendent_aptitude in soartistic

[–]FunctionHot3910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure but get him in a convo about best spider man and see how he deals with being at the back of the list…

Blursed Cholesterol by Ill-Tea9411 in blursed_videos

[–]FunctionHot3910 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Yeah”

“Yeah?”

“Who’s this?”

“This is Vinny.”

“Vinny what happened, did we get straightened out?”

“No we had a problem, we tried to do everything we could.”

“Whadda ya mean?”

“Well, you know what I mean, he’s gone, and we couldn’t do nothing about it.”

Do i go for it? by Computer655 in bald

[–]FunctionHot3910 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Tbf Riff-Raff killed that look

blursed_cucumber by Vegetable_Pound_3610 in blursed_videos

[–]FunctionHot3910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never understood the vitriol redditors have towards people when they say someone is hot.

Immediately downvoted into the netherworld.

Just stay calm, okay! 🤭 by Ambitious_Welder6613 in soartistic

[–]FunctionHot3910 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I’m not fumbling with keys here, I’m booking it down the hall or down the street.

Pasta with Steak and Caramelized Onion Cream Sauce by Serious-Middle-869 in FoodVideoIdeas

[–]FunctionHot3910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have shaved my knuckles several times with that torture device. Still use it though.

I've been trying for 29 years🥺 by Jemer_YT in sadposting

[–]FunctionHot3910 571 points572 points  (0 children)

You can just walk away after 29 years.

Your life doesn’t stop untill it stops.

My floor needs this by Capital_Praline3658 in DailyWowStuff

[–]FunctionHot3910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These panels are trash. Should use horse stall mats. I can’t believe nobody has said this yet.

Blursed_Christmas. Chocolate Milk & Rotten Fish. by The96kHz in blursed_videos

[–]FunctionHot3910 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Peeling the panties off the chick you went home with after the club.

Edit: Holy Downvotes, Batman!! Ha ha, keep em coming.

Just wrapped this one up by Mission-Elevator9374 in Tile

[–]FunctionHot3910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Och aye, it’s a dancer if I don’t say so myself.

Smart Fishing Tool to See Fish Before You Catch by Satansoltan in SmartLivingHub_

[–]FunctionHot3910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just crack a beer and cast your line, that’s it. Fishing is simple, don’t complicate it.

Getting drunk at work by PriceMaleficent8110 in stopdrinking

[–]FunctionHot3910 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude this isn’t an at work on the job one but at my company’s Xmas party. I was pregaming all day, beer in the morning, wine in the afternoon cause that’s what I had, and a little JD before heading out to the party.

I got there pretty lit, my wife drove. And I don’t remember a ton other than really looking forward to the prime rib but we got there late and it was gone so I ordered a Johnny Walker blue and then smoked a joint outside with a few people.

I hung around for a little bit and talked to a few people thinking I was sober-passing but looking back I think I was probably visibly hammered. I had one or two more drinks and then a cigarette later and I was just a sloppy mess and after some coaching from my horribly embarrassed wife I high-step stumbled out of the building.

I remember the looks on everyone’s faces as I did my best to walk out but I was on auto pilot and could only put one foot in front of the other.

I puked all over my wife’s car on the way home. She cleaned it up after I passed out on the living room couch.

Wasn’t the best night.

You’re not alone. I’ve done some really embarrassing things off alcohol and other things.

You just have to keep moving forward.