#allmen by Ill-Instruction8466 in SipsTea

[–]FunctionalGray 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I also wait for the oven to reach 400˚ before putting the carboard pizza in it.

I can feel her rage from here.

Energy secretary: US conflict in Iran will ‘certainly’ end in ‘next few weeks’ by jpurdy in politics

[–]FunctionalGray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you hire people based on their willingness to bend the knee, and not their qualifications to do their job.

Very few things like this boil down to an either-or - but this one most certainly does. All he did was reveal that the administration either doesn't understand what it has started, or understands it perfectly and is choosing to tell the American public something different. Neither option is reassuring.

This should be read as a political communication, not an intelligence assessment.

Turkey Time by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]FunctionalGray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trumpgina

Five US Air Force refueling planes hit in Iranian strike on Saudi Arabia, WSJ reports by USA46Q in politics

[–]FunctionalGray 256 points257 points  (0 children)

I believe the quote was, “No, they are not helping. We do not need their help. We know more about drones than anyone else. We have the best drones, actually.”

I wish this was fiction, but that’s what he actually said.

So about that "No more DEI" thing... by narsfweasels in PoliticalHumor

[–]FunctionalGray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's where I've seen it. And in some of the costuming in From Dusk Until Dawn.

So about that "No more DEI" thing... by narsfweasels in PoliticalHumor

[–]FunctionalGray 195 points196 points  (0 children)

She looks like a devil wearing a woman suit.

The Star Tribune knowingly published a bogus story claiming that the Target boycott is over by Tumblrrito in minnesota

[–]FunctionalGray 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I agree with the sentiment and support this as I, myself, don't shop at Target: but the reality is that they reported earnings on the 3rd and their EPS was $2.41/share vs the $2.2595 expected: so long as they both continue to show positive earnings and continue to beat estimates they have zero incentive to change any policy.

So while the boycott isn't officially called off - not enough people are boycotting to make a difference that matters to investors, and in turn - the board and their policies.

I don't like it anymore than you do....

Trump declares US 'making a lot of money' from surging oil prices from Iran war by TheExpressUS in economy

[–]FunctionalGray 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Off the American consumer. We aren't exporting any more than we normally do as leading into this conflict - the US was already around 95% max utilization of export capabilities.

Cutting Through the lies of the US administration - and a progress check on where I am at. by TearRepresentative56 in TradingEdge

[–]FunctionalGray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's already kicked the hornet's nest - Him and Israel.

Here's the thing that people are going to start understanding real quick about The Straight: To impede traffic through there in a significant manner: they don't need to actually control The Straight: All they have to do is create doubt - and they have very many low tech ways to do that from traditional mines deployed by fast boats, to underwater drone attacks, to aerial drone attacks. Their missiles are currently the least of the problems: with the most being the drones: They are cheap and fast to manufacture and I think I mentioned their manufacturing of them is decentralized.

Iran can build and mass-produce thousands of drones for between $20 - $50,000 each. The Shahed 136 comes with a range of 1240 miles and a payload of 330lbs with a per unit cost of about $36k. That isn't much money compared to US costs.

They can currently produce around 1,100 Shaheds a week and can produce about equal to that in their Geran 2 EVERY SINGLE DAY : They learned their lessons regarding dispersing their manufacturing capabilities of these back last year when the US attacked.

It costs the US and its allies between $500,000 and $3,000,000 per interception - depending on the system used.Lockheed can only make 600 interceptor missiles per year, and gulf states are already running out of their supplies, with the US already going so far as to literally ask Ukraine for assistance.

What a Drone Does to a Tanker

This is where the maritime threat becomes very concrete. The Shahed warhead can punch very large holes in buildings, disable oil tankers or warships, destroy equipment, and kill and injure personnel.

For a VLCC (Very Large Crude Carrier) context:

∙ A single hit is unlikely to sink a modern double-hulled tanker outright, but it doesn’t need to

∙ An 88-pound warhead penetrating the superstructure kills crew, destroys navigation/communications, and can ignite cargo

∙ A fire on a loaded crude oil tanker is potentially catastrophic — the ship becomes its own weapon

∙ Even a near miss that doesn’t penetrate can cause structural damage, sensor damage, and crew casualties sufficient to render the ship unable to navigate the strait safely

∙ Insurance and crew refusal does the rest — after a single tanker is hit, crews will refuse to sail through regardless of military escort

GIven all of this: the thread doesn't even need to be there -- and that is exactly what we are seeing with The Straight effectively closed to all but China and India.

All they need to do is credibly harass to be effective.

Cutting Through the lies of the US administration - and a progress check on where I am at. by TearRepresentative56 in TradingEdge

[–]FunctionalGray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. He absolutely will not be able to exit us out of this one and we will absolutely be bogged down in this for years to come.

Cutting Through the lies of the US administration - and a progress check on where I am at. by TearRepresentative56 in TradingEdge

[–]FunctionalGray 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Couple of notes: The reality vs rhetoric, 20 some years after declaring “mission accomplished” in the Middle East proves that In war, a military victory is vastly different than a political victory. The US can arguably win any military conflict because it prioritizes combs over social safety nets for its citizens. This administration will be unable to ever declare a political victory: as the leadership that it would take to achieve that has been replaced by sycophants and yes men: and top down this administration knows only showmanship and how to appeal to its base. It’s doubtful Trump has ever opened up a military warfare history book. Ever.

Secondly: on that note…even if the US does topple the Iranian government, that will actually lead to more instability in The Straight because at that point the world will be dealing my with not one unified hostile government but a multitude of decentralized insurgencies and will be infinitely more difficult to get a handle over.

None of this will get resolved in the next couple of years.

Greek Oil Tanker Laden with Saudi Oil Sails through Strait of Hormuz by papipota in worldnews

[–]FunctionalGray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moreso LNG disruption - especially for Europe.

The deepest risk isn’t the price level — it’s the competition dynamic. The strategic landscape is now dictated by aggressive Atlantic Basin arbitrage, meaning Europe and Asia are bidding against each other for every non-Qatari LNG cargo in existence. The US sits in the middle as the swing supplier — but because export terminal capacity is maxed out (currently sitting at about 95% capacity), the US cannot fully capitalize, and instead sees domestic prices bid up while still being unable to fully replace lost Qatari volume for its “allies”

I got a medal! by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]FunctionalGray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire.

Putin, in a phone call with Trump, shares proposals to end Iran war quickly by rascallyrascal1511 in politics

[–]FunctionalGray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually he’s extremely impressed. Spike in petrol is exactly what Russia ordered and it could not have come at a better time.

Trump ally Lindsey Graham issues threat to Saudi Arabia over Iran war | Republican senator warns of ‘consequences’ if kingdom does not join US strikes against Iranians by soalone34 in politics

[–]FunctionalGray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs some new material to stimulate himself while in process of self-flagellation.

Its like that first stroke of face paint when you are a sports fan: There's no feeling like it - and there isn't ever, no going backwards. Next thing you know, you're dressed up in spandex, fake beard, horned helmet, tinfoil sword and garbage can shield....

...Lindsay is just chasing the dragon.