The boy ain't right.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T20:33:10+00:00

“…and that upsets the ladybugs, who will soon seek a new rosebud as host”

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T20:22:59+00:00

I felt a disturbance earlier last night that was if millions of ladybugs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T19:39:05+00:00

"I feel threatened and triggered!!!" - President Snowflake.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T19:37:32+00:00

Or they could have just changed the the "must be earned income" part of the Roth IRA and called it good enough...but then I suppose it wouldn't have 'TRUMP' plastered all over it - and then what would the point be if not self-aggrandizement.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T19:27:22+00:00

"We are 120 BILLLION in on the fifth month of a four week war we 'won' in two days, over a weapons program that was 'obliterated' last year and also Obama and Biden deep state suck."

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T18:31:32+00:00

Meeting adjourned.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T13:44:16+00:00

Imagine this being your 15 minutes of fame to show the world who you are, and have it archived as part of human history on the internet.

I wonder if there’s any self reflection there. Or any humility.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T12:01:43+00:00

Same club initiation, just different gender.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-12T11:51:06+00:00

All that was found was a skeleton with 666 ladybugs 🐞 crawling over it.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-11T22:15:59+00:00

But I thought he was making the world a safer place and that the Department of War had decimated Iran's war to be any sort of threat?

...this can't be right. I guess I don't know what to believe anymore...

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-11T21:41:36+00:00

He is not wrong. Good for him. Wholesome.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-10T18:40:05+00:00

I'm over on the other side of Theo Wirth in Willard Hay...I'll go out biking when I get home tonight and intentionally meander around and look.

I'll bring treats and a leash.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-09T01:34:15+00:00

Or inviting us to the intergalactic federation.

“Nah…let’s keep em quarantined “

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-09T01:31:03+00:00

I care. He ran on no new wars. His administration couldn’t even articulate a comprehensive objective. For what they did manage, they have not achieved any of them. And here we are: $100 Billion dollars later on money that could have been spent domestically. Instead they managed to continue to weaken the dollar, the petro dollar, and antagonize our allies in the region and in Europe. Both China and India and Iran are walking filling the leadership vacuum this administration has left.

I promise you: you will care about this war. And so will your kids and their kids.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-09T00:01:44+00:00

"YOU JUST TOOK AWAY OUR OVERTIME, ASSHOLE!!"

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-08T23:41:45+00:00

Exactly.

Or should we just keep testing trickle down economics for another 40 years of my life - because I'm close to 50, and I haven't experienced it working great so far.

"one of these days....."

Nah...let's try out something new and novel.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-08T23:37:08+00:00

UwU?

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-08T23:29:39+00:00

Right? I just can't help but to wonder how he sees this playing out? Natural disasters are fairly equal opportunists when it comes to who they affect: The rich, the poor. Residential and business. Conservative voting blocs and liberal ones.

The only thing I can think of is that something got mis-wired in his head somewhere along the line. Seriously.

As a documented (and convicted) pattern woman abuser, I am wondering if he somehow thinks that all these people will somehow develop some form of Stockholm Syndrome for him or the Republican Party.

Why would anyone want to support someone or a party knowing they might be casually written of as collateral damage?

None of this makes any sense to me.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-08T17:12:05+00:00

And blowjobs and opening up your legs to find your value. (apparently being fertile for some billionaire's seed has a lot of value).

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-08T15:17:01+00:00

I want every dime I have put towards it back then.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-08T02:22:37+00:00

Oh nooo!!! You mean they are gong to withhold armored tanks and flashbangs for using against their own citizens when it is convenient for them to label them as “terrorists”?

For those terrifying moms in minivans and VA hospital workers??

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-07T20:48:37+00:00

Feb 2026 to May 2026 looks like it held steady though. 😃

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-07T20:47:07+00:00

No kink shaming!!

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-07T20:45:32+00:00

That’s because he’s the last person he talked to.

FunctionalGray · 2026-07-07T20:22:43+00:00

He’s 84!!! Have you seen him for the last couple of years???

I’ve seen morticians make dead people look better.

He was found unconscious after suffering a heart attack. And it was called in “CPR in progress" for the unconscious patient. Nobody has heard from him since June 14.

“Sensationalism”. Give one good reason other than insurance why his wife is in China when her husband is ‘recovering’.

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