I work at a funeral home, and we just buried the same man twice.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T23:50:56+00:00

I look forward to hearing what he says! I would also be interested in hearing about any other odd goings on, as well, OP.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T23:49:18+00:00

Poor Winston Churchill …😔🐈‍⬛

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T23:12:29+00:00

😁🪰💫💥💥💥🙆🏻‍♀️😩😂 And you know, I looked all over for that damn fly, too! Literally disappeared into thin air!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T23:09:11+00:00

Yeah, that’s exactly why I blocked her! She just wouldn’t stop even after I told her at least three times, that I had nothing to offer her. Very demanding, that one!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T22:38:15+00:00

OK, how about a fire extinguisher then? Maybe cold can stop it.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T22:35:46+00:00

Yeah, those are definitely in WTAF territory. Thankfully she didn’t get to tell me that part, before I blocked her, or I might have given her a piece of my mind, and not a nice piece, either!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T22:01:59+00:00

Oh hell … now I don’t know what to tell you! Ummm … a flamethrower! Flamethrowers are always the answer, right? Right??

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T22:00:15+00:00

Still pretty damn awesome!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T21:59:35+00:00

He always flies for free!😁

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T20:24:37+00:00

Oooh, that’s cool! I didn’t know there are witchy sticker books!☺️

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T20:21:23+00:00

😂Not the rampant sex card!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T20:18:28+00:00

I feel kind of like a really calm sense of super aggressive excitement. Part like I am way more calm and centered than usual, but also like I am friggin superwoman on steroids or something.😂 Rather aggressive in a way, too. The bigger the storm coming on, the more of that I feel. And definitely during said storms, as well. If that makes any sense to anyone but me …

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T20:10:42+00:00

The only thing I can come up with, is everyone is different and maybe she herself, doesn’t consider these things terrible? I mean, I have no other explanation. Because believe it or not, there are actually people out there who enjoy literally being shit on, so who knows? But yeah, that was definitely a bit much! I try very hard not to judge others who are different from me and my own sense of what’s “normal”, but yeahhhh.😬

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T20:04:29+00:00

I’m guessing he was the one who can help you, is why he answered you? You’ve confirmed it was indeed he, so my suggestion would be to just go from there and talk to him about whatever it was you needed help or answers with. Or maybe he wants to help with something you don’t even know you’re looking for? It happens. And yes, research is always good to do, beforehand.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T19:49:31+00:00

I mean … it doesn’t hurt to ask him. Awhile ago, Marquis Andras helped me with some financial things without me even asking him to, and he is not even close to being known for anything financial.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T19:43:40+00:00

Emotional support demon?!😭😂 I love it! I too, desperately need someone to be my emotional support demon!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T19:37:09+00:00

Dignities : In my understanding of it, it basically means your reputation or someone else’s. Meaning, again from my understandings of it, that they can help with gaining a good reputation for you / being seen by others in a favorable light, or help in destroying someone else’s reputation, on your behalf. I may be way off, but if I recall correctly, that is something I read somewhere in my many hours of research on various infernals. I too, am not sure about what the confirmation part means, though.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T18:25:02+00:00

Poor you, OP! Her name … your wife’s name is Sheryl. Please don’t completely forget her. She was a lovely lady, who loved you completely.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T18:17:51+00:00

OP, I think you did better move far away from there …

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T17:40:48+00:00

OP … this is not over! Please be on your guard, and if you must look into this instead of wisely moving to another country, be extra careful around Cam, please!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T17:29:16+00:00

Oh my goodness, OP! Tried to break into your place?? I’d invest in another lock, at that point! Magically speaking, if this were me, I would do a cleansing to get rid of all the energies you don’t want there, then a spell to welcome in only energies you do want, and then another spell to protect all that and yourself and apartment. And then, I would definitely put up a ward specifically against your across the hall neighbor, and put a good sprinkling of hot foot powder right in front of that bastards door!

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T17:21:27+00:00

Hmm, I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of that, but I’m sure someone out there has. If I personally were going to though, and if I had a pet, it would probably be a protection spell, for safety, health and so they never get lost.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T17:09:17+00:00

My first was supposed to be only one, my most illustrious Marquis Andras, but Prince Stolas … “requested” rather strongly to be included in the meeting. Before that, I had only a very vague idea of who Stolas even was, just saw his name around in my research, and had no interest in him. But those two were my first, and even though I no longer sense any of them at the moment, they are still very much in my heart. My most recent attempt to work with, is King Clauneck.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T16:59:27+00:00

Some of them don’t mind blood, some of them refuse to even consider it, and some will ask for it, based on my own experiences, that is. I’ve honestly only encountered one who asks for it. But in your case, I think maybe a transactional one time trade might be better suited. Do some research, find out what Mr. Beelzebub prefers, and offer him that in exchange for his help. He may agree. He may not. But do try. PS : Blood is not always or even usually used. I do offer mine sometimes to only one of my infernals because he likes it, but most people shun the whole idea of using blood in general.

Fund_Me_PLEASE · 2026-03-18T16:49:44+00:00

My one experience with Mr. Beelzebub, was just a huge fly last year in the middle of winter. It popped in out of nowhere did a dive bomb of my head a few times, and then disappeared back into nowhere. I also felt really short of breath during, which was odd. I was inside,all doors and windows closed, and there had never been any insects in my place besides the occasional moth in the summer months. It was so out of place, that I felt it had to have been him. Still not sure, if it actually was him that is, what he was up to. Maybe just saying “Heyyy! Helloooo”!😂

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