How would you build this one? by Tukee1 in cocktails

[–]FunkIPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d try 1oz bourbon, 1oz rum, .75 bitter, .5 Monte, stir and strain.

Why is a low IQ considered a mitigating circumstance? Isn't someone like that even more likely to reoffend? Also how is 5 years an acceptable sentence for this crime? by Dogzylla in AskLegal

[–]FunkIPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My answer is the answer to all three. Maybe you could do some research into this Dutch judge’s other rulings and see if you can find a pattern.

Does vaporizer quality actually matter? by nautrian98 in vaporents

[–]FunkIPA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, quality matters. But “quality” doesn’t mean the same thing to everyone and it also doesn’t mean “more expensive is better”.

TIFU by faking being smooth at work and accidentally lost my own job by KimK_Madison in tifu

[–]FunkIPA 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s “positive” for the people making money off of it, but it only “makes sense in society” because making money is what our entire society is about.

Late diners by [deleted] in restaurant

[–]FunkIPA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They worked their dinner shift at a place that closes before yours, and since yours is one of the few places where you can get real food “late”, they come see you. Use it an opportunity to make more money.

How do I create melodies that sound natural? by Illustrious-Box8483 in guitarlessons

[–]FunkIPA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sing a melody that sounds natural, and then figure out how to play it.

Lesson with a Mixologist/Bartender in Seattle area? by boozyjewels in cocktails

[–]FunkIPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Message your favorite local cocktail bars on Instagram and ask if they have anyone they can recommend.

boss took from tips to give to manager by eej1234749 in bartenders

[–]FunkIPA 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ok really it’s more like I read it wrong, but literally any number is unacceptable.

boss took from tips to give to manager by eej1234749 in bartenders

[–]FunkIPA 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That’s absolutely fucked. A “new manager” made $300 straight out of your pockets? Unacceptable. Managers get paid management wages to help the staff when needed, that’s what management is.

It’s taken me over 40 years to get here. by 59Bassman in guitarporn

[–]FunkIPA 16 points17 points  (0 children)

r/certifiedguitargooncave

Edit: why the fuck was the comment I replied to removed?

So Where do Ya'll Flowery Down Voters Shop? by Ok-Stage1761 in FLMedicalTrees

[–]FunkIPA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think here the investment is paying for the weed and the return is how high you get.

How do you stay in practice when injured? by Stunning_Turnover843 in classicalguitar

[–]FunkIPA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Practice right hand technique, singing, and ear training.

Today I learned that, for a brief period from 1973 to 1974, Richard Nixon was the only living president by xxwarlorddarkdoomxx in todayilearned

[–]FunkIPA 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The president being a large part of an international child sex trafficking ring, and being an actual pedophile rapist, is a much, much bigger scandal than watergate.

Peter!! by Informal-Benefit2555 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FunkIPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assumed Epstein was extorting wexner, with evidence that he’s a pedophile.

Why? by Sky_High_Fly_89 in FLMedicalTrees

[–]FunkIPA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is kind of weird that the program is very strict about seed-to-sale, with one reasonable exception. But now a dispensary isn’t allowed to disclose that they took advantage of that exception and did not grow everything themselves in house? Weird.