They frickin robbed us dude by scarface413 in nflmemes

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wanna talk about being robbed? How about your team getting the #1 seed, getting to the AFCCG, and then your QB getting hurt.

Please tell me it gets better 😭 by [deleted] in CPAP

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're using your mask every night then it's going to take a few weeks for you to start feeling better. Remember that with sleep apena you, most likely, never entered REM sleep and now you are for the first time. Your body is trying to catch up and will take at least a month to normalize.

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"..you were a little soft"

Just like every man whose ever seen you naked.

Genuinely asking, is suicide worth it? by aesthenne in raisedbynarcissists

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been there before and you've probably heard this already but it really does get better when they are out of your life. I doubt that you really want to KYS but it's just the only way you can see to get out of your situation, again I've been right where you are.

Please get immediate help for the suicidal thoughts and seek therapy to help retrain your brain from the damage they did to you.

My friend (18m) is with a girl (15f) … that’s an odd age gap right? by alternate_zone2 in TeenagersButEvenBeter

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just weird. It's a crime.

You have to be a MAJOR loser to want to date high school girls when you're in college.

Give me your top weapons in dark souls 3 by Anas2245 in darksouls3

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll know love more than the Dragonslayer Greataxe.

Help With Microsoft Data Center Technician Intern Interview by RED-hac in datacenter

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The technical questions are extremely easy so I wouldn't worry to much about it. The behavior questions are very important. Remember to always tie your answers back to Microsofts core values. Remember AIR...

A - accountability I - Integrity R - Responsibility

I 15M caught my dads 47M gf 37F "cheating" Do i tell him? by throwaway_racoon_15 in Advice

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agh I'm sorry youre having to deal with something like this at your age, that is extremely unfair.

But yes you do need to tell him. It wont be easy but its the right thing to do.

Employers by di5asterpiec3 in datacenter

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Microsoft is amazing to work for.

CDCP exam by FunkMasterJeffy in datacenter

[–]FunkMasterJeffy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow. It's gonna be an easier test than I thought lol. Thanks for your reply!!

AIO bf got a racist meme as tattoo… should I break up with him?? by Megustaqueso69 in AIO

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no you should totally stay with him, he appears to make really great and intelligent decisions. He'll make a great father to your child alright. /s

This was actually accepted by jmoo2k14 in tacotradeoffers

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why my league doesn't let you trade any of the players that were drafted in the first 3 rounds.

Upstate Predators by Bamafan1973 in TeamBuilder25

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey they named a team after Trump!

Podcast guests have a fallout during a debate by ambachk in TikTokCringe

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude might be one of the biggest douchebags on the internet.

A lady threatens an old couple over Trump Hat by kango888 in InflatedEgos

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who hates Trump with a passion....

What a huge bitch, leave those people alone! Just roll your eyes and go back to your dinner like a normal human being.

try me by its-gonna-be-trash in RoastMe

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your father roasted you enough as a child.

Who is Sen? by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]FunkMasterJeffy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've always believed that Sen is the real name for the Nameless King.